Things dogs do better than people

[joemcdokes]

Eat out of a dish without utensils.

 

[cornish mackem]

Swimming?
Never seen a dog do 200mtr breast stroke as fast as Peaty mind, even if it’s chasing a tennisey or stick

 

[Reptilia]

Pretty much everything, f***ing class Dergs.

 

[TheManFromSunderland]

They are very loyal....

 

[jayjaysafc]

Another 1 I wish I could do

Just do it, I'm sure the dog wouldn't mind

 

[becs]

3. Clean mouth, they don't brush their teeth yet their breath doesn't hum

You have to clean their teeth for them or they can get dental problems and stinky breath.

 

[Urban Silverback]

2. Crimp off a poo. No wiping needed. Wish I had this skill

Hoops like squeezy sauce bottles apparently.

 

[buster]

Shit on the promenade at Seaburn.

 

[RestlessNatives]

1. Swim. Unless the dog is scared of the water, they'll swim no bother. No lessons like us
2. Crimp off a poo. No wiping needed. Wish I had this skill
3. Clean mouth, they don't brush their teeth yet their breath doesn't hum
4. They don't judge people. Even if that person is a Tory

What else

Typical dog owner, oblivious to their pet's shortcomings.

 

[sadsack01]

Follow instructions with relative ease.

 

[Deleted member 26533]

Apply common sense to basic tasks.

 

[CheersMarra84]

Loyalty?

 

[niknak_123]

Keep their showering arrangements secret

 

[Andy_Roker1983]

Can’t believe the OP reckons dogs breath doesn’t hum. It f***ing stinks

 

[johnna]

You still struggle with this basic thing don't you? Do you Google questions about your budgerigar?

I do struggle with it , i cant understand whar goes through a adults head to even think of posting something like this, i dont own a budgiregar either mate

 

[monkeytassle]

I do struggle with it , i cant understand whar goes through a adults head to even think of posting something like this, i dont own a budgiregar either mate

Asking questions in the Internet? There's a company called Google that has been successful answering them. Sorry budgie.

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Chase or bite cyclists and i would imagine, posties legs. Humans are crap at this.
Know how to avoid unnecessary suffering. You don't see many at the match.

 

[johnna]

Asking questions in the Internet? There's a company called Google that has been successful answering them. Sorry budgie.

Questions like this op? I very much doubt anyone is stupid enough to ask that tbh, budgiregar and budgie is the same mate and i dont own any

 

[monkeytassle]

Questions like this op? I very much doubt anyone is stupid enough to ask that tbh, budgiregar and budgie is the same mate and i dont own any

I don't think it was serious. Whatever bird(s) it is you own.

 

[johnna]

I don't think it was serious. Whatever bird(s) it is you own.

This isn't Google though, its a forum