The Seagulls

[SAFC Wilks]

SEAAAAAGULLLLLLS

 

[hauntedfulwell]

Just looked like the salted variety. I watched on after the melee, he saw a peanut on the floor that had gone unnoticed by the gulls, he went to get it on his hands and knees but as he was about to grab it someone accidentally stood on his hand and then as they apologised a pigeon swooped in and snatched it.

He was having a terrible day, it really hurts having a double swoop of a hand being stepped on whilst losing the last peanut to a pigeon ..a pigeon! They only hunt nuts for sport, don't even like them...

 

[Geppetto]

Lots of Stoke fans complained about them entering the away end and shitting on their heads and in their mouths when they were singing.

 

[I Told You I Was Ill]

They’d come early to “take“ the north stand back from the magpies.

 

[Topcat1]

They are employed by the club. We power the stadium on Guano.

Really I thought they were employed as the after match cleaners?

 

[hank evans]

Lots of Stoke fans complained about them entering the away end and shitting on their heads and in their mouths when they were singing.

f***ing liars. They never sang a note allday. Literal shit heads

 

[Topcat1]

I really like them to be honest adds to the atmosphere. Red and white gulls through and through

 

[Mackemansj1]

Like the f***ing Luftwaffe today

There was a point I looked up from the Southstand and the sky was full of them. Sea must have been rough as fuck as they all rocked up yesterday.

 

[danbob]

Usually don't arrive en masse until about the 80th minute but they all rocked up about 25 minutes in today. Could only assume they thought it was an early kick off.

Quite bizarre from them

Like circling vultures waiting to pick Beales bones. They must have been disappointed.

 

[HnTch]

Like circling vultures waiting to pick Beales bones. They must have been disappointed.

Some of them get on here apparently.

 

[Rowells right boot]

After the game I saw them crowd an old blokie who was eating a bag of peanuts, a few of the heavier seagulls managed to pick him up and carried him a few yards before letting him go and left him on the deck clinging to his bag of empty peanuts.

 

[Geppetto]

I really like them to be honest adds to the atmosphere. Red and white gulls through and through

One of them was wearing a red and white knitted scarf.

 

[InsomniacAttack]

After the game I saw them crowd an old blokie who was eating a bag of peanuts, a few of the heavier seagulls managed to pick him up and carried him a few yards before letting him go and left him on the deck clinging to his bag of empty peanuts.

That was me, I dropped me star wars wallet during the attack

 

[Geppetto]

That was me, I dropped me star wars wallet during the attack

Sorry for not providing any assistance mate, it all looked very awkward. I guess you never really know how you're going to react in a situation like that and sadly I have to admit that I froze. Selfishly I was also worried about them attacking my autograph book, I'd just had it signed by Steven Schumacher.

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Interesting. Where is 60 miles from Swindon and 98 miles from Southampton? As the crow flies, the only place is the Welsh / English border north of Cardiff. Much closer to the coast than Swindon even.

Sorry - I’m a pedantic factistician!

North of Banbury, a small quiet village.

 

[The Fitter]

North of Banbury, a small quiet village.

My son lives in Banbury, I think I know the village.

 

[Twisted]

They can tell there is a game on and know pretty much from experience how long it will take so turn up at the end for the left over food. Very clever birds.

They'll have known with Beale still in charge were probably get turned over so will have come early expecting the stadium to be emptying after last season's result against these.

Obviously with wings it's hard to check twitter so they hadn't followed the result before flying the nest.

 

[Ale taster]

They love Korean chicken.

 

[InsomniacAttack]

They love Korean chicken.

Must have been the Lesser Spotted Funky Street Seagull we seen

 

[fishboy]

Didn't we used to employ a bird of prey a few year back to scare them off?

Sold him on the cheep to Kidderminster harriers