The Seagulls

[dangermows]

SAFSeagulls

 

[Silky]

They saw people typing "Herring!" into phones a lot, hasn't happened that much this season until now...

 

[Flavonoids]

Jonathan Livingstone loves this

Anybody that likes that post is some sort of a book reading posh twat man.

 

[Kent Boy 2]

I live 60 miles from Swindon.


I am 60 miles from Swindon.
98 miles from Southampton.

Interesting. Where is 60 miles from Swindon and 98 miles from Southampton? As the crow flies, the only place is the Welsh / English border north of Cardiff. Much closer to the coast than Swindon even.

Sorry - I’m a pedantic factistician!

 

[admwil]

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Couple of these should do the job

 

[Vauxie]

Aye Danny commented that they had arrived earlier than usual

 

[Bangkok Blackcat]

Were they counted in the attendance?

 

[Mackem Al]

They do what they want. They were all over the place today. Great performance from them. The SWC loves the seagulls.

 

[Botchie]

Hark f***ing Attenborough here man

Just wait until it comes up in the pub quiz

 

[hank williams]

Herring Gulls, and they're Sea birds, not Seagulls.

Hark at Chris packham here

Were they counted in the attendance?

Don’t give the club any more daft ideas man

 

[joop]

Noticed they kept settling in the empty seats at the south end of the Premier concourse and a steward was wandering about flapping his arms to chase them

There’s a cafe in Budapest where a waiter has a high powered water gun specifically for the pigeons. They have signs up declaring war on them.
Pigeons are winning.

 

[Theodore Lasso]

Usually don't arrive en masse until about the 80th minute but they all rocked up about 25 minutes in today. Could only assume they thought it was an early kick off.

Quite bizarre from them

Bealegulls

 

[Deleted member 55680]

There doing no harm until they shit on some poor sod, Is there a way to scare them off?

 

[Geppetto]

After the game I saw them crowd an old blokie who was eating a bag of peanuts, a few of the heavier seagulls managed to pick him up and carried him a few yards before letting him go and left him on the deck clinging to his bag of empty peanuts.

 

[Boris Bear]

Usually don't arrive en masse until about the 80th minute but they all rocked up about 25 minutes in today. Could only assume they thought it was an early kick off.

Quite bizarre from them

They were vultures…they saw the way Beale had us playing and thought it was time they started circling

 

[hauntedfulwell]

After the game I saw them crowd an old blokie who was eating a bag of peanuts, a few of the heavier seagulls managed to pick him up and carried him a few yards before letting him go and left him on the deck clinging to his bag of empty peanuts.

poor bugger ..but he had stolen their peanuts in the first place, he's got form for it...
to be sure what kind of peanuts were they? Dry roasted?

 

[Geppetto]

poor bugger ..but had he stolen their peanuts in the first place he's got form for it...
to be sure what kind of peanuts were they? Dry roasted?

Just looked like the salted variety. I watched on after the melee, he saw a peanut on the floor that had gone unnoticed by the gulls, he went to get it on his hands and knees but as he was about to grab it someone accidentally stood on his hand and then as they apologised a pigeon swooped in and snatched it.

 

[vinegar hill]

They probably just flew in for a shag.

 

[Wearson]

Early arrivers?

Subhuman!!

 

[bernardbresslaw]

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