The moment you realised you were a grown up

[Butcher's Coat]

I feel old now when I look in he mirror as I see my dad looking back at me.
As our lass gets older she’s starting to look like her mar,luckily for me her mar was a fine looking Gilf.

Aye, you're reet like

 

[Dave Herbal]

After a long night in the Maternity Ward. Wife went through hell - all shit breaking loose - doctors , pumps , wires and god knows what else there.

Then suddenly the cry of my baby girl.

Went outside Royal Preston Hospital into the most glorious spring morning. Sat on a grassy mound - not a soul around. Lit a big cigar - then I thought.....

It’s not all about you anymore lad.

You know, I don’t think I had that moment of clarity when the kids were born. The first one I was close to the end of visiting time so I just went home and did my normal thing. Second one was the same, but we had a vital relegation clash so my mind was also on that. In the end the mags got relegated instead, so I went on a massive bender and was unable to bring the baby home the next day as I was too hungover.

 

[AB22 Easy Tiger]

A couple of years ago when i got ill. I thought I’d better try to be an adult.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

You know, I don’t think I had that moment of clarity when the kids were born. The first one I was close to the end of visiting time so I just went home and did my normal thing. Second one was the same, but we had a vital relegation clash so my mind was also on that. In the end the mags got relegated instead, so I went on a massive bender and was unable to bring the baby home the next day as I was too hungover.

You're not even joking are you?

 

[ouro]

This morning. When I woke up to a back strain from taking off a t shirt too quickly the night before.
This is 40.

Haha.... 40 for fucks sake... bairn.

 

[Jap Stammer]

When my Dad died, and it dawned on me that I was the oldest living male member of our family.

 

[Dave Herbal]

You're not even joking are you?

No. She was born sat night, I went to the match Sunday and out sunday night to celebrate/wet the baby’s head, then I persuaded them to stay I hospital til Tuesday cos I was minging Monday.

 

[Ciro_DiMarzio]

No. She was born sat night, I went to the match Sunday and out sunday night to celebrate/wet the baby’s head, then I persuaded them to stay I hospital til Tuesday cos I was minging Monday.

What a tit.

 

[Dave Herbal]

What a tit.

Here man, it’s not often you get to celebrate us staying up and the mags going down on the same day.

 

[jaxaxe]

When my Dad gave me a socket set for my birthday. Owning your own socket set used to be a rite of passage.