the fish pun thread (to be accurate and protect the spawny)

[MACKEM ANGELS]

Two fish swimming around in a tank. One says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?" Second one says "Well, first off, it's not a tank, it's an armoured car with tracks..."

CM, stop fishing for compliments!

 

[Hetzkes Ballet Teacher]

Bletchley Park joke: Two fish talking to each other, but they couldnt understand any of it.


("Two Fish" is a strong encryption algorithm in computing).

I know, I know

 

[BillQuayForever]

These libellous puns could have HAD rtg in the DOCK!!!!

Its not my PLAICE to go on though, I'm not a Coderator.

These fishing puns get us in reel trouble but we're only making a rod for our own backs.

I agree. Its definitely a line of threads that has got me Hooked though.

 

[Royston Vasey]

These libellous puns could have HAD rtg in the DOCK!!!!

Its not my PLAICE to go on though, I'm not a Coderator.

These fishing puns get us in reel trouble but we're only making a rod for our own backs.

Aye - you fell for it hook, line and sinker

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Aye - you fell for it hook, line and sinker

Stop baiting me.

 

[TopCat]

this thread has been saved from the jaws of defeat :roll:

 

[MACKEM ANGELS]

Aye - you fell for it hook, line and sinker

Stop baiting me.

Aw man CM, give it a rest with the fishy puns or I'll batter yer.

 

[Royston Vasey]

Some of the puns puns are pretty bleak. One of these dace I'll get some work done.

 

[The Lambton Worm]

I was going to add something to this thread but then i thought, pollocks, why should i!

 

[BillQuayForever]

It has - be careful though, theres a few sharks on this BB. Still, I mostly have a whale of a time - I just hope the board doesn't flounder.

 

[TopCat]

This thread should turn Gold. Fishing for compliments is a nasty business

 

[SAFCDurhamFTM]

I thought this was ganna be an interesting thread,
but no, just another red herring!!!!!

 

[Penshaw Lad]

Am i the sole person on here who thinks this thread is wearing a bit fin??

 

[Royston Vasey]

Has Varga still got a mullet

 

[BillQuayForever]

Aye it should be gold. I like the picture of the CAT. Fishing for compliments with that signature I would say.

I fEEL that this thread is a true classic - and theres a bet of sick squid on offer for anyone who doesn't agree!

 

[TopCat]

Was about to post another message, but my sister told me to telephone my mum. she said "Cal-ar-ma-eh?"

Sorry

 

[Royston Vasey]

Did someone mention the stench of the first division earlier??

 

[BillQuayForever]

Was about to post another message, but my sister told me to telephone my mum. she said "Cal-ar-ma-eh?"

Sorry

Top work fella - I was thinking of a way to get calamari in there, but couldn't. Excellent play my good friend.

You really are a rock, matey - nice one.

 

[Royston Vasey]

right that's enough of this ruffe and tumble, I'm orfe home now. 8)

 

[Penshaw Lad]

Did someone mention the stench of the first division earlier??

Aye, maybe we should perch our beliefs and hopes higher?