the fish pun thread (to be accurate and protect the spawny)

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Royston Vasey said:
Hetzkes Ballet Teacher said:
Royston Vasey said:
I was gonna go out with mate of mine who studies religion, but he phoned earlier to say he was ill. So there's no chance of a pint with a sick theologist tonight then!

Taxi...............

You like a good song dont you - would you have put salmon the jukebox ?

Aye, you know me, I like a good tuna, you old prawn star!

Is the karaoke on soon, I fancy grabbing some fish and doing Salmon Chanting Evening ??
 


Cockney Mackem said:
RichB said:
You lot will have to stop this, or you'll miss countdown :wink:

It might be my missed hake but I thought countdown was on at about 4 o clock?

Hmm. I reckon you said it on porpoise
 
Hetzkes Ballet Teacher said:
Cockney Mackem said:
RichB said:
You lot will have to stop this, or you'll miss countdown :wink:

It might be my missed hake but I thought countdown was on at about 4 o clock?

Hmm. I reckon you said it on porpoise

Well, a porpoise isn't strictly a fish but since I love astrology and this is the age of Aquariums I'll let you off. Speaking of Aquariums I went to the London Aquarium and the front lobby has a Vauxhall Astra converted into a fish tank. "Tsk," I thought, "Anyone with a working knowledge of puns would have used a Marina."
 
Cockney Mackem said:
Well, a porpoise isn't strictly a fish but since I love astrology and this is the age of Aquariums I'll let you off.

Cheers - very un-shellfish of you!
 
I have never heard so much Cods wallop in my life, please get back to footy talk :eek:
 
Damn, I'm on the tail end of this thread, and I havfint got anything to add. Guess I must be feeling Koi about the whole fin
 
speaking of evenings,

did you manage to pull your usual old trout over the weekend HBT ?



washy neet oot soon please !!!!!!
 
I was invited rounf to the Holdsworth house yesterday, as well as his Dad, i Sar Dines brother David

*sigh*
 
Is that the time already? Good cod I'd better go, Corrie's about to start!
 
After my last post I feel self-trout. I wonder if the nude monkfish could save my sole? Forgive me father, for I have finned. I will sea to it that I do batter

Last year I went to sea Moby(Dick), he rocked the crowd in the plaice.
 
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I think we should try to KIP-PER lid on this now

sorry!
 
So is this the evening shift taking over then? Or maybe this thread has haddock's fill. Sign of how depressed we all are...I imagine no-one would ever have dreamt up such sad puns back at the Roe-ker. Must have all started around the time of Premiership Poissons...

Je vais chercher mon manteau...
 
On second thoughts......eel not be signing anybody will he? :eek:
 
Careful now, you dont want to make anemone out of me :wink:
 
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