The Lambton Worm
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In Shark soup do they ues the tail endorphins?
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BillQuayForever said:
I'm chuffed as well. I bet six squid he could do it.
Bob Fleming
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Well it looks like I caused a bit of a frenzy by my Matthew Kelly joke.
From now on I pledge to be as innocent as a monk.fish puns? who thought of fish puns?
From now on I pledge to be as innocent as a monk.fish puns? who thought of fish puns?
SAFCDurhamFTM said:I thought this was ganna be an interesting thread,
but no, just another red herring!!!!!
BTW I'd love to meet the lass in your avatar pic mate. I just hope she hasn't got crabs....
BillQuayForever
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Cockney Mackem said:
You're just copying my threads now!! (see above)!!! :wink:
I do like this thread though - its a ray of something.
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WheyHey
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TopCat said:
TC you must be a brain sturgeon to have thought that up!
BillQuayForever said:
I honestly didn't see your previous pun, guv, it's just a case of great minds think alike. Barracuda'nt claim to be the first person to think that gag up and neither could you.
BillQuayForever
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Cockney Mackem said:
Barracudan't??? Absolutely belting one matey - it is vying with calamari for the top spot.
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Hetzkes Ballet Teacher
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mackem in leeds said:
Is it turbot-charged ??
Royston Vasey
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I was gonna go out with mate of mine who studies religion, but he phoned earlier to say he was ill. So there's no chance of a pint with a sick theologist tonight then!
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corkman
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im breaming from ear to ear with all these puns.
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Hetzkes Ballet Teacher
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Royston Vasey said:
You like a good song dont you - would you have put salmon the jukebox ?
Royston Vasey
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Hetzkes Ballet Teacher said:
Aye, you know me, I like a good tuna, you old prawn star!
I'm running short of puns now- maybe my next door neighbour Mr Shah could be able to think of some?
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Hetzkes Ballet Teacher
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All this reminds me of when I went river-fishing by kayak in iceland. It was freezing cold so I lit a fire in the boat, and it sank. Silly me, I should have listened to me mam when she told me not to try and have me kayak and heat it.
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Hetzkes Ballet Teacher
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Perch-ance this whole thread was a missed-hake
Royston Vasey
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Hetzkes Ballet Teacher said:All this reminds me of when I went river-fishing by kayak in iceland. It was freezing cold so I lit a fire in the boat, and it sank. Silly me, I should have listened to me mam when she told me not to try and have me kayak and heat it.
that's reely bad that is!
RichB said:
It might be my missed hake but I thought countdown was on at about 4 o clock?
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Hetzkes Ballet Teacher
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think we need a bit more practice on fish puns as walrus-ty
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