The Borough

[chriswallace85]

Did you post that on here whilst you were in the pub?

Logging on to this place when you are out in the pub is a bit tragic.

Took all of 30 seconds man. Nickleback being on the jukebox was far more tragic.

 

[Secret Visage]

Expensive version of Joseph's.

 

[Roid]

I'd be gutted if I was the sort of fanny whee'd avoid pubs 'cos the bogs smell of piss like.

Swear, the biggest shit I've ever seen was in The Borough.

Can't remember which match I was dashing from, but stopped in there for a quick piss. The turd must have been a good 7 or 8 inches tall - standing proud, head and shoulder out the water - like a mighty redwood. f***ing rancid, but hilarious.

 

[Ambivalent Dave]

Expensive version of Joseph's.

ouch

 

[Pelanty]

Like the Borough but that Klitschko bouncer fella puts me off. Turned the quiz machine off at 12:50 when we still had winnings in & were still playing despite it not being kick out time.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Like the Borough but that Klitschko bouncer fella puts me off. Turned the quiz machine off at 12:50 when we still had winnings in & were still playing despite it not being kick out time.

Last time I played that quiz machine it was stuttering to fuck. Had time to Google a load of answers while the timer went down and won £17 from £1. Red letter day.

 

[dcl0sc]

I used to love this pub, but some sick twat has put Nickleback on the jukebox. Fuckin gonk....

at Christmas my cousin put two George Michael hits on in his drunken stupor... I hid my head in my hands...

 

[forzamilansafc]

I used to love this pub, but some sick twat has put Nickleback on the jukebox. Fuckin gonk....

Cracking jukebox that, always stick courteeners on when I'm in, loads of tracks to choose from

As far as jukeboxes go there's a mint system that I've never seen before, in Birtley snooker clerb of all places.

All you do is load up the site, enter the hosts name and select whatever you want from the whole of Spotify.

Then there's upvote/downvote options for the tunes you select so if someone's being a f***ing melt you can override them.

Superb system.

Might have to visit this place

 

[burro nunn]

The jukebox is class mind, got everything on it, I like confusing people with Smells like Nirvana.

 

[woollyback]

Re the bogs - can I suggest that the bogs in The Borough are superior to those of Chaplins? Might be controversial but the bogs in Chaplins are f***ing lifting imo.

 

[Mad Man]

I'd be gutted if I was the sort of fanny whee'd avoid pubs 'cos the bogs smell of piss like.

No, the pub smells of piss because of the toilet problem

 

[Bakerlooline]

Used to love the place and drank in there pre and post match from 2000 a 2003. Was first foot in 2001 and got a free bottle of double.

 

[chriswallace85]

No, the pub smells of piss because of the toilet problem

The pub doesn't smell of piss like.

 

[James]

As far as jukeboxes go there's a mint system that I've never seen before, in Birtley snooker clerb of all places.

All you do is load up the site, enter the hosts name and select whatever you want from the whole of Spotify.

Then there's upvote/downvote options for the tunes you select so if someone's being a f***ing melt you can override them.

Superb system.

Aye there's one in the pool hall here too. The app is awful though, slow as anything.

Re the bogs - can I suggest that the bogs in The Borough are superior to those of Chaplins? Might be controversial but the bogs in Chaplins are f***ing lifting imo.

They're just old school pub bogs. Haven't really noticed a strong smell or anything myself. Mind you I'm normally plastered in there on a matchday.

 

[Charmless Man]

The pub doesn't smell of piss like.

I've been in there when it has and been in when it hasn't. Largely depends on whether the smell of BO is masking the piss.

 

[Mad Man]

The pub doesn't smell of piss like.

You're right, it smells of rancid piss under the floor tiles

 

[Latka Gravas]

Good pub to go in after you've already had about 7 or 8 pints and do your best Morrissey dancing impersonation to 'there is a light that never goes out' whilst supping Heineken, so I've heard.

 

[dangermows]

Blokes complaining about the bogs

 

[Teed]

Always been a f***ing dump.

 

[The Spezial One]

Blokes complaining about the bogs

f***ing astounds me mate, every bastard time.

What do they want, a woman reading Sylvia Plath beside a vase of freshly plucked tulips and a Yankee candle each side of the urinal?

Just have a slash and get back to your pints you absolute pork bensons.