The Apprentice 2018

[chelt_mackem]

Too many weeks where only one has gone, at least 2 getting peddled this week imho.

 

[Arkle]

This isn't real. It's proper satire.

Satair, the airline on which you're not sure whether the crew are serious or not about the jet popping.

 

[Scotty 1978]

I bet Sugar would like to sack them all

 

[HeroHurley]

PART-A

 

[Steesafc]

Highway to hell vs JetPop...

 

[HABA87]

That uniform

 

[Arkle]

That uniform

The more you see it, the dafter it is... at least the other lot just went with dull.

 

[GordonMuchallNo1Fan]

Im few min behind but this is appalling no winners her surely

 

[HeroHurley]

Uniform looks like something from a corny porno where a stewardess gets bucked in the bogs

Struggling here. Link?

 

[Steesafc]

Struggling here. Link?

Must have come (hurhur!) in the deleted scenes, Kurran getting stuck into her

 

[Arkle]

Typhoon, congratulations on merely achieving normal, relatively solid shit!

 

[kossoff]

Both teams being chuffed solely on how shit the other team are.

 

[Steesafc]

Haway then Kurran talk your way out of this one

 

[kossoff]

Haway then Kurran talk your way out of this one

 

[Arkle]

"The business acumen of a frozen pea".

 

[chelt_mackem]

The look of excitement on Kurran's face before the advert played, only to come back to Earth with a massive bump when Sugar tore it apart. The only way he can survive is if his business plan is literally printing money.

 

[stapler]

Well, if was a clear message his Lordship was after, they should have gone with Straw-Paedo and flown to Phnom Penh.

 

[HeroHurley]

I hope Lord Sugar has got that boardroom full of roses. Kurran is going to come out stinking of them.

 

[stapler]

Daniel, you did fuck all. You are the equivalent of homeopathy when it was invented in the 18th century - utterly useless but not as bad as being fed mercury.

 

[Steesafc]

The childrens energy drink