The Apprentice 2018

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Upthere, Sep 25, 2018.

  1. “Well, I did have a plan but it had nothing to do with business”

    His dad has obviously paid a script writer to write a few cliches for the boy.

  2. rockaway

    rockaway Striker

    He was desperately shit, but actually think blonde lass should have gone, shit logo, ignored his name, had pop in the title of a fucking airline, Z-list porno uniform. There was nothing he could work with that they gave him. With that in mind he was a total prick, but at least he was canny funny. Jasmine/Jackie to win for me. Our lass (ner) reckons Sabrina...
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  3. ilovehorswill

    ilovehorswill Winger

    Personally I'd deal with Camilla right away and give Khadija the day off.

    Porno Pop vs Dull Air, at least Kurran dared to be different. The others played with ten men behind the ball.

    Camilla and Daniel knacked the shoe task, and again as a double act did a real number on JetPop. I reckon they're at it hammer and tongs behind the scenes along with Kayode and Sabrina.

    It's easier to pick out the ones with potential than identify the knackers. Jackie, Jasmine, Kayode and Tom. Sian gets an honourable mention for her mint tatas.
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  4. Redandwhitedust

    Redandwhitedust Subs Bench

    His dad's "airline" was called Poo UK (I kid you not) and basically they chartered a clapped out 757 for a weekly charter from Birmingham

    Airline naming and branding not a family strong point!
  5. Scotty 1978

    Scotty 1978 Striker

    Last edited: Nov 8, 2018
  6. gazc24

    gazc24 Winger

    New airline name "mightmakeit" "crash, bang were all going to die" with flames on the wing as it crashes.

    "I will deal with her first, then deal with you" lad was a legend
    Last edited: Nov 8, 2018
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  7. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    I thought Kurran came across really well on You're Fired. Seemed a funny, intelligent lad who'd clearly decided early on that he wouldn't win but would see how far he could go whilst taking the piss a bit.
  8. This. He knew.

    I said to my lass I thought most of his shit was a wind up and young’en in cheek
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  9. ilovehorswill

    ilovehorswill Winger

    I saw Sir Alan's post sacking comments on the after show thing and he said very nice and complementary things

    Must be wanting a Poo UK VIP card for his wallet
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  10. Parkmaverick

    Parkmaverick Striker

    Just watched it and what an arrogant tw@t Kurran is

    Did he have the sling on the other arm as couple of weeks ago
  11. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

    Jackie and Khadija are nuts.
  12. Old Prestonian

    Old Prestonian Striker

    If the Amish tree surgeon lad loses this task he is doomed.
  13. This has to be one of the worst tasks they've done all series from both teams.
  14. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

    Next week on The Apprentice, the contestants deliver their drafts for Brexit.
  15. Discopants91

    Discopants91 Striker

    Should've just fucked the whole thing off and sold shit plants to Londoners.
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  16. A shit crazy golf ffs.....think I’d take my chances on the loosing team instead
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  17. HABA87

    HABA87 Winger

    Kayode celebrating a loss on a job. :lol:
    Thick as owt.
  18. Squat

    Squat Central Defender

    better not get rid of sabrina
  19. Discopants91

    Discopants91 Striker

    Tree boy's gone here like.
  20. HeroHurley

    HeroHurley Goalkeeper

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