The Apprentice 2018

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  1. Upthere

    Upthere Central Defender

  2. jacko100

    jacko100 Winger

    yes! another bunch of obnoxious fucktards to laugh at!
  3. pavarotti1980

    pavarotti1980 Midfield

    I'll take Jasmine
    Last edited: Sep 25, 2018
  4. The Exile

    The Exile Striker

    Business Big Brother. Whoever you utterly hate the least wins.
  5. jacko100

    jacko100 Winger

    or whichever S'Alan/L'Ugar decides from the start has the best business plan

    All definitely cast in the show for their business acumen
    Last edited: Sep 25, 2018
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  6. pavarotti1980

    pavarotti1980 Midfield

    looks like they have starred in a different type of video judging by these photos
  7. niknak_123

    niknak_123 Striker

    Been shite for years
  8. Discopants91

    Discopants91 Striker

    Baffles me why professionals are happy to go on a programme specifically designed to make them look a tit.

    Good crack like.
  9. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    Rick Monk sounds like he should be the hero of a third rate adventure film... it's 1957, a plane crashes deep in the south American jungle. The only survivors are glamorous schoolteacher, Jasmine le Villier, six of her students (aged from 7 to 12), a nun (Sister Benjamina), an elderly British couple (Colonel Edgar McMaster and his wife Winnifred) and adventurer and man of steel, Rick Monk. Can Rick guide the survivors to safety? Is Sister Benjamina all that she seems? And, what was the cause of the crash?
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  10. Oli Wagkz

    Oli Wagkz Striker

    Jasmine to win then.
  11. The Falcon

    The Falcon Midfield

    Indeed, no catering firm directors I see, one woman making and going around trying to sell sandwiches, fucking arseoles.
  12. Bishop Mackem

    Bishop Mackem Striker

    Wow Sian is unreal
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  13. The Falcon

    The Falcon Midfield

    They are nearly all unreal!!!
  14. Do you think they ban the "contestants" from Googling or are they just as thick as mince?
  15. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    They're not allowed to use the internet.
  16. Daft, that like.
  17. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    Yep. Completely unrealistic but it makes for better TV.
  18. Sian and Jasmine in a bitch-fest - can't wait.

    Alex Finn - 21, IT Analyst
    First time away from his hometown, probably the first time he's slept out.
    Will cry on-screen before the third episode.

    Camilla Ainsworth - 22, company owner
    Parents named her after leech-like Royal, so will be pretentious and have ideas way above her station.
    I reckon she'll be Katie Hopkins Mark 2

    Daniel Elahi - 28, owner of a "Lifestyle Brand"
    “I have the beauty and the brains, typically people only have one. I was blessed with both in abundance.”
    Get in the fucking sea, lad.

    David Alden - 32, tax advisor
    His ability to talk a lot is obviously inversely proportionate to how interesting he is.

    Frank Brooks - 27, Senior Marketing Manager
    Trying to compensate for premature hair loss by growing a stupid beard and being "brutal" in the boardroom.
    Another cockney arsehole that Sugar will see straight through.

    Jackie Fast - 34, Sponsorship Consultant
    Sold one business and wrote a book about it. Big fucking deal.
    Seems a tad too full of herself.

    Jasime Kundra - 34, Learning and Development Manage
    “All is fair in love and war…and business is war.”
    I lover her already, definite finalist.

    Kayode Damali - 26, Professional speaker


    Reckons he's Idris Elba, too vain, won't last.

    Khadija Kalifa - 28, owns an eco-cleaning company
    "I’m a serious Mumpreneur who doesn’t have time for timewasters and idiocy"
    A what? Get out!

    Kurran Pooni - 22, Law graduate
    Token posh twat. Silver spoon kid, daddy founded an airline.
    He'll be rumbled by the second episode, the twat.

    Rick Monk - 33, QC Inspector
    Will reach the finals because his name alone.
    Straight-talking Northerner, a businessman wi' nowt taken out.

    Sabrina Stocker - 22, owns a tennis events company
    More tokenism, this time she represents the blonde bimbo with brains category.
    No doubt she'll complain about being sexualised, after wearing the shortest skirts and the tightest dresses.
    Karren Brady will hate her.

    Sarah Byrne - 29, owns a kids' acting academy
    Elitism in business angers her, so she'll be putting on a fake Manchester accent to please the working class demographic.

    Sarah Ann Magson - 37, solicitor
    Christ, the token North East candidate is a smoggy.
    Looks properly stuck up and will try and patronise all of those present.
    Out in the first week.

    Sian Gabbison - 25, owns a swimwear brand
    Watch out for racy pics getting leaked after she PM's and wins for the first time.
    “I bring both the passion and the fire – in the boardroom, I will be merciless.”
    Let's judge when we see the pics, love!

    Tom Bunday - 28, owner of "Tree Surgery Firm"
    Having struggled at school, Tom now runs a successful tree surgery business.
    This means he's going to play the thick martyr that didn't get any GCSE's but was always good with his hands card.
    He's got the name of a serial killer, so won't last past the fourth episode.
  19. My cousin was on it a couple of seasons ago. It’s transformed her life to be honest, chuffed to bits for her.
  20. Wow, that's great news. Always like to hear a success story. What's her line of business?

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