The Apprentice 2018

[Old Prestonian]

These people are paid to be idiots... but enough about the population of Malta, what about the Apprentice contestants?

I hope they bump into IPA, our resident Malteser.

 

[FishburnMackem]

I hope they bump into IPA, our resident Malteser.

You mean @Its Him Again ?

 

[Cee Jay]

What, Spring 2018?

Sarah Byrne's trout pout FFS!

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Looks even worse in the show

 

[Arkle]

Tourist information proving useful...

 

[Old Prestonian]

You mean @Its Him Again ?

No. His cousin, Its Pissed Again.

 

[Arkle]

Jesus, that Mancunian woman's going to be annoying... got a mouth like Neville Southall attempting the splits.

 

[Cee Jay]

Brill. I was hoping it might have been Frances Bishop from 2016.

By FAR the hottest contestant so far.

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Nah that would be Jessica....crackers mind

 

[stapler]

"First stop, a bazaar
stream of words from one of the candidates."

 

[Cee Jay]

Honeycombe.....yum yum

Puzzled looks all round

 

[Arkle]

Honeycombe.....yum yum

Puzzled looks all round

She's speaking to native English speakers in a language that isn't English.

This octopus things is brilliant!

 

[Old Prestonian]

A load of loud, shouty, fish lipped bewers on this fucker.

 

[Cee Jay]

She's speaking to native English speakers in a language that isn't English.

This octopus things is brilliant!

Aye...Sugars face when they produce that

 

[Arkle]

Aye...Sugars face when they produce that

And show him the hose...

 

[HABA87]

Jesus, that Mancunian woman's going to be annoying... got a mouth like Neville Southall attempting the splits.

 

[Old Prestonian]

And show him the hose...

Plenty of ho's amongst the bewers judging by the start of the programme.

 

[Its Him Again]

I hope they bump into IPA, our resident Malteser.

People are always bumping into me

 

[Discopants91]

Doesn't look like a tax advisor this lad.

 

[Arkle]

We want some salt but we've got no idea how much! Can we just buy all of your salt for these shiny things?

 

[tooliohelmet]

How long to decide how many grams in a kg......f***ing thickets

 

[Mango killa]

Jesus, and those people are supposed to be savvy, brainy and the best of the best. Bunch of f***ing spenks, enough bullshit to fertilze a thousand acres.