Swindon Shopping Centre Police Hunt

[sadsack01]

@Swindon On Tour Hope this isn't you

Police hunt Brunel Shopping Centre masturbator

 

[b1gals]

@Swindon On Tour Hope this isn't you

Police hunt Brunel Shopping Centre masturbator

He might the bus wanker lower down the page

 

[stretch]

I don’t think he lives in Swindon.

Just drives into the shopping centre when
He wants to wa nk himself

 

[Occam's Razor]

He might the bus wanker lower down the page

Aye. Was it the same bloke or is Swindon now some sort of hotbed of public masturbators?

 

[andyj73]

.. Suspected of masturbating in the toilets .. At what stage does a good shake become a pull ..

 

[tunstall birdman]

I could never wank in a toilet, it's so unromantic.

 

[Hardyman's Yugo]

Surprised they used the masturbation word tbh. Tabloid speak was traditionally ‘pleasuring himself’.

His only defence might be that it wasn’t a full on wank, ‘I was only treading water your honour’

 

[dom]

I could never wank in a toilet, it's so unromantic.

 

[tunstall birdman]

The smell of shit, piss and cleaning fluid, along with the bright big light, nee chance!

 

[mackembuddha]

The smell of shit, piss and cleaning fluid, along with the bright big light, nee chance!

Apart from the big light that's very much like shagging our lass (thankfully no pics)

 

[Dadsarmy73]

Looks a right wanker in them photos

 

[Deleted member 26022]

Christ, he must of run out of porn

 

[dom]

Apart from the big light that's very much like shagging our lass (thankfully no pics)

I thought she liked the big light!

 

[Marty Moose]

Dirty bugger must have been doing it out in the open. Imagine nipping in bursting for a piss and seeing a roy walker lookaline tugging his length next to the dyson airblade

 

[Deleted member 18718]

The smell of shit, piss and cleaning fluid, along with the bright big light,

Shhhhhhh man you are turning @Swindon On Tour on man

 

[SAFCOldie]

He might the bus wanker lower down the page

Seems some strange fellas in Swindon

 

[mackembuddha]

I thought she liked the big light!

She does but I insist on complete darkness.

 

[dom]

She does but I insist on complete darkness.

good man!

 

[waddy999]

Had a pint in Swindon once, The Rolleston?
Had turns on.

 

[tunstall birdman]

Shhhhhhh man you are turning @Swindon On Tour on man

I thought she liked the big light!