Discussion in 'SMB' started by sadsack01, Jan 11, 2019.
@Swindon On Tour Hope this isn't you
Police hunt Brunel Shopping Centre masturbator
He might the bus wanker lower down the page
I don’t think he lives in Swindon.
Just drives into the shopping centre when
He wants to wa nk himself
Aye. Was it the same bloke or is Swindon now some sort of hotbed of public masturbators?
.. Suspected of masturbating in the toilets .. At what stage does a good shake become a pull ..
I could never wank in a toilet, it's so unromantic.
Surprised they used the masturbation word tbh. Tabloid speak was traditionally ‘pleasuring himself’.
His only defence might be that it wasn’t a full on wank, ‘I was only treading water your honour’
The smell of shit, piss and cleaning fluid, along with the bright big light, nee chance!
Apart from the big light that's very much like shagging our lass (thankfully no pics)
Looks a right wanker in them photos
Christ, he must of run out of porn
I thought she liked the big light!
Dirty bugger must have been doing it out in the open. Imagine nipping in bursting for a piss and seeing a roy walker lookaline tugging his length next to the dyson airblade
Shhhhhhh man you are turning @Swindon On Tour on man
Seems some strange fellas in Swindon
She does but I insist on complete darkness.
Had a pint in Swindon once, The Rolleston?
Had turns on.
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