Swindon Shopping Centre Police Hunt

Discussion in 'SMB' started by sadsack01, Jan 11, 2019.

  1. sadsack01

    sadsack01 Midfield

  2. b1gals

    b1gals Winger

  3. stretch

    stretch Striker

    I don’t think he lives in Swindon.

    Just drives into the shopping centre when
    He wants to wa nk himself
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  4. Occam's Razor

    Occam's Razor Striker

    Aye. Was it the same bloke or is Swindon now some sort of hotbed of public masturbators?
  5. andyj73

    andyj73 Striker

    .. Suspected of masturbating in the toilets .. At what stage does a good shake become a pull :lol: ..
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  6. I could never wank in a toilet, it's so unromantic.
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  7. Hardyman's Yugo

    Hardyman's Yugo Striker

    Surprised they used the masturbation word tbh. Tabloid speak was traditionally ‘pleasuring himself’.

    His only defence might be that it wasn’t a full on wank, ‘I was only treading water your honour’
  8. dom

    dom Striker

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  9. The smell of shit, piss and cleaning fluid, along with the bright big light, nee chance!
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  10. mackembuddha

    mackembuddha Central Defender

    Apart from the big light that's very much like shagging our lass (thankfully no pics)
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  11. Dadsarmy73

    Dadsarmy73 Full Back

    Looks a right wanker in them photos
  12. Christ, he must of run out of porn:lol::lol::lol::lol:
  13. dom

    dom Striker

    I thought she liked the big light!
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  14. Marty Moose

    Marty Moose Striker

    Dirty bugger must have been doing it out in the open. Imagine nipping in bursting for a piss and seeing a roy walker lookaline tugging his length next to the dyson airblade
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  15. Shhhhhhh man you are turning @Swindon On Tour on man
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  16. SAFCOldie

    SAFCOldie Striker

    Seems some strange fellas in Swindon :)
  17. mackembuddha

    mackembuddha Central Defender

    She does but I insist on complete darkness.
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  18. dom

    dom Striker

    good man!
    Last edited: Jan 11, 2019
  19. waddy999

    waddy999 Winger

    Had a pint in Swindon once, The Rolleston?
    Had turns on.
  20. :lol::eek::eek:


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