Swindon Shopping Centre Police Hunt

Surprised they used the masturbation word tbh. Tabloid speak was traditionally ‘pleasuring himself’.

His only defence might be that it wasn’t a full on wank, ‘I was only treading water your honour’

Marty Moose

Dirty bugger must have been doing it out in the open. Imagine nipping in bursting for a piss and seeing a roy walker lookaline tugging his length next to the dyson airblade