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Even when you're bored / hungover at work.I could never wank in a toilet, it's so unromantic.
Or on a plane just to see if it does feel a bit different?
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Even when you're bored / hungover at work.I could never wank in a toilet, it's so unromantic.
I can confirm it wasn’t @Swindon Mackem !Seems some strange fellas in Swindon
No, never. Each to their own I suppose, but I would feel like a weirdo personally and could never get in the mood.Even when you're bored / hungover at work.
Or on a plane just to see if it does feel a bit different?
No, never. Each to their own I suppose, but I would feel like a weirdo personally and could never get in the mood.
She does but he burns his arse on the bulb when he's shagging her.I thought she liked the big light!
She does but he burns his arse on the bulb when he's shagging her.
The scented candles and romantic music would give you away.
We all have!You've met the Wife.
We all have!
Not with big light on she doesn’t!Not often enough! She still wants me to shag her.
She does but you finish with an arse like the King of the Mountains jersey in the Tour de France.Not with big light on she doesn’t!
Of course mate. I believe youNo, never. Each to their own I suppose, but I would feel like a weirdo personally and could never get in the mood.
Not with big light on she doesn’t!
Never once pulled my plud in a bog mate.Of course mate. I believe you
What about when your balls are big and the missus is in a mood with you and won't leave the house?Never once pulled my plud in a bog mate.
I believe you *Cough!*What about when your balls are big and the missus is in a mood with you and won't leave the house?
Or if you can't sleep, and it's 2am and you think knocking one off may relax you?
BTW, I've never done any of these, I'm just trying to hypothesize like ...
That I can tell you.Seems some strange fellas in Swindon
That's because of that f***ing roundabout though.That I can tell you.
The away coaches are a sight of disbelief.......You shouldn’t laugh.