Stupid things you've done today

[Typhoonftm]

Never understand how anyone ever does this. Is it just me who used mammoth proportions of bog roll to the point if I don't block the toilet temporarily each visit its a bit of a miracle?

Probably. I don't use only a couple of sheets, but I'd rather have a poo finger than a flooded bog!

 

[Harry Angstrom]

Right so if I smack you in the face with a tray or a plastic bag it would be the same?

If it is full of ice, yes.