Stupid things you've done today

[Slippery Jim]

Has the thread gone?I saw the start of it and it had great potential.

Unfortunately yes.

 

[Thurston]

Don't question @becs ffs! Didn't you see what happened to Bob???

If @sidneyeric is about, he's really fucked.

 

[Cheesy Feet]

Brutal injury there mate, hope you make it

It's nacking man..it's swollen anarl..got some TCP on..last rites may be imminent.

 

[Slippery Jim]

It's nacking man..it's swollen anarl..got some TCP on..last rites may be imminent.

Gangreen setting in. Only solution is to chop your hand off. Gan down the pub and say ISIS did it. Free pints all night. Jobs a goodun!

 

[EchoMan]

I finished putting the edging down on some flooring and now I'm putting shelves up.

Is there no end to your talents?

 

[Slippery Jim]

Is there no end to your talents?

She didn't say she did it right.

Don't hurt me @becs.

 

[Paddy O'Dors]

Opened this thread.

 

[muggboots]

Left a tray of ice cubes on top of the (cold) cooker which melted overnight, broke the hob and tripped the electric

Happy Mother's Day Mam, I've knacked the cooker

This, Ladies and Gentlemen is why the human race is fucked.

 

[Hongkongphooey]

Spent 2 hours looking for a small case for my trip, only to find it was inside the big case

 

[Market Where?]

She didn't say she did it right.

Don't hurt me @becs.

Let's not go there. Just put a mirror up in my daughters room. First screw hole in the wrong place. No problem I will just put the other one further left to make up for it. Somehow measured that one wrong and got it in the place where it should have been if I had got the first one right. Ok let's drill the right one in the right place and then the first one will be hidden behind the mirror anyway. Now located in the correct position but slightly on the piss - bollocks it can stay like that.

 

[Icarebecauseyoudo]

Visit Sunderland

 

[becs]

Is there no end to your talents?

I'd make someone a cracking husband like

 

[AlpineExile]

Let's not go there. Just put a mirror up in my daughters room. First screw hole in the wrong place. No problem I will just put the other one further left to make up for it. Somehow measured that one wrong and got it in the place where it should have been if I had got the first one right. Ok let's drill the right one in the right place and then the first one will be hidden behind the mirror anyway. Now located in the correct position but slightly on the piss - bollocks it can stay like that.

Doing DIY on a Sunday?

I hope your neighbours dob you in to the police.

 

[JAZZMANB]

Half had a dump then went out with my son for a walk along The blast beach
Cue stomach cramps

 

[Wizards Sleeve]

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Just been to the tip and stuck a git nail in me finger end,fkn nacks.

You're fucked now. Some absolute barmpot (probably @Bob) will make a silicon copy of that finger with your fingerprint, murder someone else, and frame you with said fingerprint.

 

[Eddie Hitler]

It's nacking man..it's swollen anarl..got some TCP on..last rites may be imminent.

Soz, didnt narr it was that bad.

RIP mate

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Made my lass breakfast for Mother's Day. I don't have any kids to her

She still moaned

Bloody hell. Shes easily pleased. (Sings......How do you like, your eggs in the morning.......)

 

[Market Where?]

Doing DIY on a Sunday?

I hope your neighbours dob you in to the police.

Only had to drill two holes- if I had measured right!

 

[Typhoonftm]

Made my lass breakfast for Mother's Day. I don't have any kids to her

She still moaned

Tell her to fuck off next year then.

 

[becs]

One of my dogs fell over in the back of the car when I went around a roundabout