DaveH
Striker
One of my dogs fell over in the back of the car when I went around a roundabout
We need to call the RSPCA and start a 'Save Jack from cruelty campaign'!
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One of my dogs fell over in the back of the car when I went around a roundabout
After my dog took a dump whilst on walkies today, i thought my hand was fully in the poo bag but my little finger touched the shite as i was picking it up.One of my dogs fell over in the back of the car when I went around a roundabout
I did this yearTell her to fuck off next year then.
Dinnit bother picking it up marra. Keep someone in a job.After my dog took a dump whilst on walkies today, i thought my hand was fully in the poo bag but my little finger touched the shite as i was picking it up.
I feel dirty
Stubbed 3 toes on my left foot on the wood skirting on the stairs outside the bairn's bedroom. Frigging agony and now they've seized up. Wouldn't be surprised if the little toe is brokenLeft a tray of ice cubes on top of the (cold) cooker which melted overnight, broke the hob and tripped the electric
Happy Mother's Day Mam, I've knacked the cooker
Well there's always tonight...Fell asleep for three hours this afternoon, had locked the door and left the key in the lock. The reason this was stupid was our lass was on the other side of the door out in the car, and when she got home she couldn't get in for said three hours as a result of me being akip and leaving the key in the lock.
Needless to say she wasn't/isn't happy. Starting to think it would have probably been better if I had died in my sleep and hadn't woke up all.
Forgot to put my molble phone clock forward
Mind was still up at daft o clock
You smell dirty as well, you dog shit finger smelling fucknugget.After my dog took a dump whilst on walkies today, i thought my hand was fully in the poo bag but my little finger touched the shite as i was picking it up.
I feel dirty
Left a tray of ice cubes on top of the (cold) cooker which melted overnight, broke the hob and tripped the electric
Happy Mother's Day Mam, I've knacked the cooker
I've just been for a shite and had a poke through incident!After my dog took a dump whilst on walkies today, i thought my hand was fully in the poo bag but my little finger touched the shite as i was picking it up.
I feel dirty
Did she not think about ringing the bell or owt like?Fell asleep for three hours this afternoon, had locked the door and left the key in the lock. The reason this was stupid was our lass was on the other side of the door out in the car, and when she got home she couldn't get in for said three hours as a result of me being akip and leaving the key in the lock.
Needless to say she wasn't/isn't happy. Starting to think it would have probably been better if I had died in my sleep and hadn't woke up all.
I've just been for a shite and had a poke through incident!
Did she not think about ringing the bell or owt like?
Sound a bit pissed to be driving. Or is this a woosh?Came out of boozer tonite ...went over to my car ..pressed key fob...fcukin nowt...tried key in door ..fuckin nothing ...thought keys were mal functioning ..rang our lass to come and pick me up ...then twigged that I was standing beside a car similiar to mine ! Faaaark ,,rang her again ..luckily had not left ...wiped sweat orf brow and motored home !!
Never understand how anyone ever does this. Is it just me who used mammoth proportions of bog roll to the point if I don't block the toilet temporarily each visit its a bit of a miracle?I've just been for a shite and had a poke through incident!
I thought she meant a bishops helmetWhat were you cutting up a football for?