Strangest sayings you've heard?

[safcrob]

I can't remember all but over the years i have heard

Be wary of men who have a monobrow apart from women
Funny looking good bucking
Big hands big deal
A turkey lost at sea chicadoochajaree.

 

[Gyanyem]

Is this honestly where we at now?

 

[Slow joe]

That safcrob is a brilliant poster.

 

[Sam Handwich]

Is this honestly where we at now?

Never heard that one like mate
Heard all of Rob's like

 

[marathon9]

Red sky at night..... Chernobyl

 

[mysticmackem]

One of me owld dad's
Never trust a bloke who doesn't like football, doesn't drink, and sits with his legs crossed.

 

[EchoMan]

A favourite of me dad. ‘If you go to bed any later you’ll be bumping into yourself getting up’

 

[mysticmackem]

A favourite of me dad. ‘If you go to bed any later you’ll be bumping into yourself getting up’

Walk in backwards, they'll think you're coming out

 

[gabbiadini1]

What gans with chicken?

 

[Deleted member 40035]

Raining stare rods?

 

[PinzaC55]

The dog is covered in yer knar whatty.

 

[Boinger]

My Dad "Don't talk Pisspotical".

"Billy Jones is a talented footballer"

 

[Sam Handwich]

Raining stare rods?

Fucks sake

 

[ARs biscuit]

"Cost me an arm and a nut"
Until i heard it, it had always been an arm and a leg.

 

[Tommasi]

"were not here to fuck spiders"

 

[raindog]

Being from Barnsley this still rings in my ear

Al gi thi a belt raand lug oil if tha dunt behave

 

[Norton]

You'll do yourself a mischief. My nana used to say it circa 1975.

 

[Cox Green Fc]

Garn play on the roads son

 

[Shusssh]

Ya’ll split your difference. Same as this

You'll do yourself a mischief. My nana used to say it circa 1975.

meaning you’ll hurt yourself.

 

[Makcem Crihs]

The other day I heard "It sticks to it like shit to a blanket"

Thought it was odd but I'll take his word for it