Strangest sayings you've heard?

[MackemSmokey]

I’m so hungry I could eat a scabby monkey fried in shite.

I could eat the deed skin off a b*****s foot, me nanna once said that, she wasnt racist but that was the saying back then.

Also ‘snap ambush’, everyone down the line knew what it meant but as i had missed the last month of hand signals training due to a broken ankle, the saying was meaningless to me, i was promptly kicked in the helmet and told what to do

 

[Bigfoot]

Is this honestly where we at now?

Been here a f***ing while mate, gonna be a long few weeks like

 

[Quinninho]

I could eat a scabby horse.

There's nee rats up my arse

I'll fan ya for a tanner.

 

[LondonBlackCat]

Jewels remain still cleaming.

 

[Hue Jorgan]

Go and play with the buses
Don’t swalley ur gowey it’ll clog ur puddins up

 

[Notorious N O B]

Shall we get ' one of them '

 

[Sunglasses Ronnie]

Me : What's for tea Nana?
Nana : Shit with sugar on the top.

I used to get "a run round the table and a kick of the cat". Then there was another 1 if I asked "why" the reply was "cos you cannot straighten it", I just used to walk out

 

[Qwerty]

Dad used to say about my uncle
'he'll drink whisky through a sweaty sock'

 

[the boot]

A quick dabble. As in a quick wash.

 

[citybythesea]

When people say “I cannot see a bat “

what does this mean? I can’t see a bat either!

 

[Tuono]

He's got more slavva than a rag mans trumpet. (about liars and silver tongued cavaliers)
He/she couldn't shout shit up a passage. (about singers)
It's like Casey's Court in here. (when the house was busy)
You couldn't bend wire that shape. (me da about anyone with big tits/arse, usually Tina Turner)
You can't go courting on creamcakes. (me da if I ate cake, he didn't think men should eat cake)

 

[Daydream Believer]

"were not here to fuck spiders"

My favourite Aussie saying

 

[Deleted member 45676]

Whenever anyone used to complain about the smell of farts the Caretaker at work used to say ‘it’s a poor man who can’t stand the smell of his brothers breath’ which was a reference to being at close quarters down a coal mine and someone farting (usually in the face of the man behind him).

 

[WildTurkey]

When people say “I cannot see a bat “

what does this mean? I can’t see a bat either!

It's 'as blind as a bat'

 

[citybythesea]

It's 'as blind as a bat'

<<<I know that saying.......people DO actually say “I can’t see a bat”

honestly I’ve heard this said a few times

 

[MunkyHeed]

Cheap at half the price

 

[ErichZann]

I could care less

 

[ouro]

Raining stare rods?

Stair rods.

 

[ErichZann]

<<<I know that saying.......people DO actually say “I can’t see a bat”

honestly I’ve heard this said a few times

I say 'you can't see a bat'. My Dad always said it too, maybe it's an old mining phrase.

It's 'as blind as a bat'

Different phrase

 

[Patch]

Me : What's for tea Nana?
Nana : Shit with sugar on the top.

My nana would say similar although I can't remember the context. She'd have been 120 years old if she were still alive today.