Strangest place you've ever..

Central reservation of the Uxbridge bypass.

In the garden shed wrapped in a Hippo sack. I had a very large bruise and puncture in my right arse cheek. Last thing I remember is ordering a round at 2200. The phone shows I called a cab at 0015. It was supposed to be a couple of quiet pints after work.
 


Dagzd1973 said:
.. woken up after a sesh?

I once woke up on the snowy floor of a phonebox in Simonside, South Shields with a packet of crisps emptied out onto my lap and half a snickers stuck to my chest. Fucknars how I got there or what I was doing in a phonebox. Probably tried to ring me mar and wish her a merry xmas, or call a taxi. I dread to think.

I ate the crisps and snickers then walked home to my dars in Tyne Dock. All's well that ends well as they say ;)
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Your dad lived/lives in Tyne Dock ... hopefully you turned out well in the end.....;);)
 
Sitting on a shitter with me pants down in the Market Tavern in Colchester.
 
Not really following the exact requirements of this thread, but it has reminded me of the story I was once told about a mate who tried to ride home from a party on a hoover.
 
Dagzd1973 said:
.. woken up after a sesh?

I once woke up on the snowy floor of a phonebox in Simonside, South Shields with a packet of crisps emptied out onto my lap and half a snickers stuck to my chest. Fucknars how I got there or what I was doing in a phonebox. Probably tried to ring me mar and wish her a merry xmas, or call a taxi. I dread to think.

I ate the crisps and snickers then walked home to my dars in Tyne Dock. All's well that ends well as they say ;)
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Woke up in a skip once in Beadnell.
 
riffraff said:
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The winner

On the toilet floor of a pub in the town. Was 5 o’clock in the morning and I hadn’t a clue where I was until I made my way up the stairs in to the bar, setting the alarm off.
Hid behind the bar as the police turned up, I then proceeded to start my breakfast of peroni and glenfiddich. When the first member of staff come in to open up he nearly shit himself when I appeared from behind the bar.
 
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Dagzd1973 said:
.. woken up after a sesh?

I once woke up on the snowy floor of a phonebox in Simonside, South Shields with a packet of crisps emptied out onto my lap and half a snickers stuck to my chest. Fucknars how I got there or what I was doing in a phonebox. Probably tried to ring me mar and wish her a merry xmas, or call a taxi. I dread to think.

I ate the crisps and snickers then walked home to my dars in Tyne Dock. All's well that ends well as they say ;)
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Tyne Dock? You are lucky you made it home back through the 'hood.
 
Underneath the covers at the cricket club, at least I wasn’t late for the game the following day! One of the lads came down to cut the outfield in the morning and found me, he thought I was dead like
 
On a lilo on a balcony in faliraki...
Two things, I didn’t have a lilo, and it wasn’t my hotel....had to shimmy from the second floor down, fuck knows how I got up there...

Went out on the piss on a Friday in Reading, woke up in a massive bed with 6 ladies in various states of undress in Wokingham...to this day I have no idea how I ended up there, my mates said I just disappeared that night...

Not woken up but drunkenly stumbled out for a piss at my mates house after a night out, lost my bearings and got back into bed with his parents :lol: ‘evenin’
 
where do I start :eek::p when a alchy christ did i wake up in some funny places

been out clubbing in shields & woke up in this house(some where in hebburn) on sofa, porno on and 2 fat lasses watching it, no idea who's house it was / how i got there / what had happened .
 
On a door step in a garden in Sydney. Large orb spider web across 2 trees next to me with the big fella in the centre. Had the house address written on my forearm in biro for the benefit of the taxi driver. Dog rough but a great night in the LGBT quarter nonetheless.
 
I'm a good drunk so no crazy places. Fell asleep about 1 or 2 in the afternoon in an outdoor bar in Luang Prabang, Laos after starting drinking at 6am for the Superbowl. Was out with a couple of random people I met that morning. Woke up an hour or so after falling asleep, the other 2 had fucked off. Seemingly still had all my money/wallet.

Woke up in a house in a random part of San Francisco when I went back with a girl. Had an early morning trip to Alcatraz booked so set an alarm for like 6am as had to get back to my hostel to pick my ticket up and change beforehand. Hadn't a clue where I was or how to get back. The girl just pointed out a bus stop across the road. A guy pulls up in a a little Beetle asking if I fancy a lift. Still shit faced, I said yes. He spent the journey asking if it was my walk of shame, telling me how it was his and how many pills he was dropping that night and all that he had drank.

Every other time I've known where I was and made a conscious decision where to sleep, usually my place.
 
A farmers field in Northern France (I know this because he woke me up after getting out of his tractor :lol:). England had beaten Colombia the night previous in Lens in a World Cup Group game.
 

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