Strange compliments

[Biffo The Bear]

I’d be happy with that

It certainly doesn't annoy me. It probably isn't too far off the mark

 

[JAZZMANB]

A shop assistant in Fenwick’s complimented me on my “fragrance” before Xmas
Strange as I didn’t have any on!!

" Come to me " as Chubby brown called it

 

[ATS]

I like your use of paragraphs, unconventional but does the trick

Thanks
I probably do Grammerists heads in but I try my best . I type quick to get out what's in my head

I thought it was a poem

 

[Longcount]

Was told by a mixed race gentleman in the gym repeatedly that I have a "black guy's physique"

 

[Rick O Shea]

I am often told I am the most miserable fucker on the planet.

That's impressive - because judging by this place, you're up against some pretty stiff competition.

 

[KarenDent]

Got that on nye. Lad tried my jacket on and said I smell good. Wasnt wearing owt it was the comfort stuff and unstoppables that I wash me clothes with.

I worked for Sainsburys years ago (had the blue blouses with the fruit on) easy care no iron just throw in Washing machine with a good glug of comfort or Lenor . Always got nice comments about my perfume.

 

[Rick O Shea]

My sons frequently call me a 'dirty old man' and/or 'pervert'.

I take that as a compliment, as it's taken years of practice.

 

[BMX Bandit]

Lad offered me £200 for my Berlin stronghold t shirt in Leeds once. Said was best t shirt hed seen in years.

I worked for Sainsburys years ago (had the blue blouses with the fruit on) easy care no iron just throw in Washing machine with a good glug of comfort or Lenor . Always got nice comments about my perfume.

Gold orchid is the one we use. Blooming lovely smell for weeks on clothes that stored and thst. We throw a few unstoppablez in a linen bag in with clothes in storage or when going away. Smell is class.

 

[KarenDent]

Lad offered me £200 for my Berlin stronghold t shirt in Leeds once. Said was best t shirt hed seen in years.



Gold orchid is the one we use. Blooming lovely smell for weeks on clothes that stored and thst. We throw a few unstoppablez in a linen bag in with clothes in storage or when going away. Smell is class.

Great tip thanks we need a thread for hints and tips that make life better/easier

 

[BMX Bandit]

Great tip thanks we need a thread for hints and tips that make life better/easier

Can’t just pour them in with clothes as slight moisture and they’ll mark the clothes.

 

[Tuono]

Bending over grafting about 2 hours ago I caught the pensioner (female) I'm doing work for either looking at my dirty work trousers or admiring my pert arse. I prefer to think the latter.

 

[Alpha P]

Dr White time?
Tampax 2
Durex-pect me to believe that?
Blobably not.

Durex-pect me to believe that?
I jonny-well do.......

 

[CPLforever]

Was in Jamesons on Thursday and a woman in the toilets said she liked my dress, I said oh it’s from next but not recent. She then proceeded to grab the bottom of the dress and say ‘give me that dress’ in a strange voice

Serves me right for drinking in Jamesons

Yikes!!!!!

 

[DBStar]

Been called a vampire a number of times due to not aging in sync with my age.

 

[CPLforever]

Been called a vampire a number of times due to not aging in sync with my age.

Do you have a portrait the attic?

 

[DBStar]

Do you have a portrait the attic?

Yeah it's ugly as fuck

 

[alexander]

Misread the fred title. Was going to put down 'mushy peas'.

 

[Bedders]

I’ve actually been trained how to pack shopping bags. Fine Fare Durham 1972

Me too, Sainsbury's 1987

I doubt this is what the 'me too' movement had in mind...

 

[Hodgie1979]

Durex-pect me to believe that?
I jonny-well do.......

Wank you...
Tits a pleasure.

 

[toxic tracksuit]

Whilst getting the snip, I nearly went through the ceiling when the doc hit a nerve. He had to administer another dose of anaesthetic and commented that I had the most robust testicle he had operated on in months.