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Our lass once wanted it on the bonnet of her Honda Civic, but I told her I'd rather do it on my own Accord.
Shurrup yeaIt’s “of my own Accord” mate.
This is why I’m alone on a weekend and you’re f***ing lasses on car bonnets but I felt I should tell you.
Shurrup yea
Up the arse
That would be far too cr'X' ratedDid she ask you to Jazz all over her face?
TidiedUp the yaris
In a dog kennel.
.....shitStangest
That would be far too cr'X' rated
Yaris?Tidied