Spider, spider

[Big Sharp Teeth]

I’d happily leave them to get on with whatever they’re doing but the ladies of the house insist they’re killed (whilst standing on the settee screaming).

I’m only following orders.

 

[gizmoganzee]

Put it in yer mouth to give yer kids a scare.

 

[Ronan Harazi's Leg]

Had the biggest one I've ever seen running down the curtain earlier. Last thing it will have seen was the cover of the Smyths Christmas catalogue.

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Had the biggest one I've ever seen running down the curtain earlier. Last thing it will have seen was the cover of the Smyths Christmas catalogue.

Kudos for selecting nativity gifts for a random house spider. You should have sat with it and looked for pressies on the web together.

 

[Lukas73]

Karate chop it in half…

 

[Marty Moose]

Hate the little bastards me. I've no issue with them in their own habitat, but once they've crossed the threshold and are mooching around my house like they own the place I go full Tony Martin on them.

 

[Napoleon Dynamite]

@peil just seen that f***ing thing you put on facey

 

[FN-2187]

Hate the little bastards me. I've no issue with them in their own habitat, but once they've crossed the threshold and are mooching around my house like they own the place I go full Tony Martin on them.

Same here. Well I get the mrs to as I'm normally running away screaming like a baby

 

[Carpo74]

Our lass was bit by a wolf spider in the garden on the leg, made a real mess, infected her shin the little shit!

 

[I am Boss]

Had an influx of huge ones recently. Last one I measured had a leg span over 10cm.

Ive just been putting them in the garden but pretty sure I've had the same one back three times

 

[archfiend]

I dont kill them.

But I do point them out to Charlie, my border collie. Whatever he does is up to him....nowt to do with me.

He loves spiders.....

I had a beagle who would claw at them and then roll all over them god bless his heart.

 

[Keawyeds]

Absolutely shit myself when I see them

That would probably put off most creatures from coming near you.

 

[REDM1ST]

I normally have a shower with them once I’ve finished with the dog

 

[fyl2u]

Hate the little bastards me. I've no issue with them in their own habitat, but once they've crossed the threshold and are mooching around my house like they own the place I go full Tony Martin on them.

You take them cycling?

 

[a1970man]

We have a deal in the house, I kill 'em if I find them, but the wife and son are into the capture and release method.

I found this HUGE beast crawling around the dining room the other day, so I called in the son to do his bit.
He took one look and said "f*** that, kill it"
The missus started laughing and said "I'll do it then, ya bunch of wimps"
We pointed it out and she said "I'll get the hoover, I'm not touching that!"

I miss the cat, she used to wipe out any spiders, flys and wasps that dared enter the house.

 

[peil]

@peil just seen that f***ing thing you put on facey

Aye, third one that size I found in a week - used a takeaway tube to catch it and it's legs easily touched both sides.

 

[Keawyeds]

Aye, third one that size I found in a week - used a takeaway tube to catch it and it's legs easily touched both sides.

What the hell is a takeaway tube?! What are you ordering? Tennis balls? Pringles?

 

[peil]

What the hell is a takeaway tube?! What are you ordering? Tennis balls? Pringles?

tub, fat fingers moment

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[Keawyeds]

tub, fat fingers moment

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That makes more sense.
Although now I'm wondering what kind of takeaway you could get in a tube

 

[roppa]

option e every time for me