Solicitors Letter Claiming Car Accident

[Butcher's Coat]

I got a call the other day about my "accident". I said "yes, it was terrible, I was killed!" There was a bit of a silence then the bint said she'd have to put me on to her manager. He must have been a Derek Ocorah type.

Sir, I commend you on this. Great response.!!

I have just fucked off a cold caller with the very same.

She asked about a recent car accident that I was supposed to have had. I told her that the crash was so bad that I had died in it!!
After a bit of a silence she hung-up.

 

[Kevsgreat]

Got sick of cold calls about websites so we lined up a YouTube video of car crash sounds and played it while I was on the phone. Felt a bit bad that the bloke had genuine concern for my welfare but I was committed to seeing it through, so after screaming for a bit I hung up.