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Silly/embarrassing things your kid have said or done.
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Fred Basset
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Walking along Roker and pointing out to the kids where Roker Park was. Then said and that is Roker Pie shop to which the eldest said, "What does it sell? "
Redandwhitedust
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At a catholic funeral... in a moment of prayer, our lad pipes up rather loudly
"Dad... why did the catholics kill jesus?"
"Dad... why did the catholics kill jesus?"
Some Random Guy
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Queueing in Asda and he points at someone and says "is that a man or a woman". I was embarrassed "Son, that's not nice, you should apologise to the man"
"I'm a woman"
"I'm a woman"
Queueing in Asda and he points at someone and says "is that a man or a woman". I was embarrassed "Son, that's not nice, you should apologise to the man"
"I'm a woman"
Redandwhitedust
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On a bus once, and this elderly Sikh got on and sat across the aisle. Lad leans in and asks
"Look at that mans silly hat".
Feeling a bit embarrased and sure the bloke had heard, and without wanting to get into a discussion. I said as quietly as I could.....
"Its not a silly hat. Hes an Indian and thats how they dress" (i know... i know....)
Lad pipes up at full volume.
"Hes not a proper Indian, they wear feathers" and he looks at me dead proud. Im embarrased as hell.
The old boy turns around. Looks at me and smiles then says to my son....
"Normally I do... but its a bit windy for them today".
He winked and then looked back round.
My lad then told everyone we met that day that he had met a real red indian on the bus. And repeatedly asked me if I thought he might be a chief
"Look at that mans silly hat".
Feeling a bit embarrased and sure the bloke had heard, and without wanting to get into a discussion. I said as quietly as I could.....
"Its not a silly hat. Hes an Indian and thats how they dress" (i know... i know....)
Lad pipes up at full volume.
"Hes not a proper Indian, they wear feathers" and he looks at me dead proud. Im embarrased as hell.
The old boy turns around. Looks at me and smiles then says to my son....
"Normally I do... but its a bit windy for them today".
He winked and then looked back round.
My lad then told everyone we met that day that he had met a real red indian on the bus. And repeatedly asked me if I thought he might be a chief
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I bet you were cross
B
becs
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This popped up on Facebook memories today
"Mam, what's a floz?"
"a what?"
"a floz"
"I'm not sure. Where have you heard that?"
"on the kitchen scales, you can measure in floz"
"Mam, what's a floz?"
"a what?"
"a floz"
"I'm not sure. Where have you heard that?"
"on the kitchen scales, you can measure in floz"
2.5 year old waltzed into the sitting room and just announced “oh no, dad’s got white hair!”
And then continued to do his jigsaw as if he’d said nowt.
And then continued to do his jigsaw as if he’d said nowt.
Pink Panther
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One of my mate's 4 year old asked me why I didn't wear any hair.
Shortly after all my hair fell out, a child in my extended family asked me what happened to my hair. I told him it blew away in the wind.
Pink Panther
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I told him that hair was for protection, but I didn't need any as my head was very hard.Shortly after all my hair fell out, a child in my extended family asked me what happened to my hair. I told him it blew away in the wind.
MackneyHackem
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Queueing in Asda and he points at someone and says "is that a man or a woman". I was embarrassed "Son, that's not nice, you should apologise to the man"
"I'm a woman"
Will be fact checking this at Christmas FYI.
ivanthereasonable
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I worked for a spell as a part time barman in newcastle. Served one bloke, who was with 3 or 4 others all stood at the bar. I was handing them their drinks and was one short. I thought one of them had taken it when i wasn't looking and was trying for a free pint, and told them that. I called the manager over and explained what had happened, and that they had taken the pint on the sly. Manager says, "who's is this pint ?" Turns out i'd stood the last pint by the till while i rang it in. If looks could kill.
But i seem to have a habit of talking shite and dropping myself in it a lot over the years.
But i seem to have a habit of talking shite and dropping myself in it a lot over the years.
MackneyHackem
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Was your son one of the lads at the bar or something?
ivanthereasonable
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He's no son, he's no son of miiiine.
The importance of commas.
MackneyHackem
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The comma was there. The kid was the problem.
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