Charmless Man
Striker
It depends who she’s doing it with.
We make love in THIS household.
Yeah, when it’s with me your wife FUCKS.
She’s like a bear sliding down a tree backwards.
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It depends who she’s doing it with.
We make love in THIS household.
I love it when you’re uncouth.Yeah, when it’s with me your wife FUCKS.
She’s like a bear sliding down a tree backwards.
been to the gym this morning - got it out the way earlyI did my Aldi trip on Friday so I have done all of the chores. Off for a run at 4ish.
Enjoy your sesh!
So no problems waiting until they are in season from me like.
Huzzah! Rule Britannia! We shall eat nowt but sprouts between October and March, then we shall dine on the finest salad and potatoes for 6 months! Up the British exit from the EEC!That's the spirit!
I love it when you’re uncouth.
Have a great Christmas!
No offence taken it was funny!Sorry m8.
Not sure why I said that
Avoiding the shops but tempted to go on a yellow sticker hunt when it quietens down tomorrow afternoon
They're the best in the world, just not in winter.What's wrong with good old English strawberries?
I mean, Christmas is the same day every year so I’d argue you have known the date for quite a while.
Shut from 6 tonight til boxing day here - thought I'd steal a march and get to tesco at 630 this morning - place was heaving
Been to morrisons. You would think theres nee food left in the world fuck me..
You just did the one trip? How much booze can you carry like? What if ye run out?
Got a delivery of booze from the beer shop next to mine seperately
It’s a large meal for a lot of people, with lots of ingredients, many of them fresh. Why is it a surprise that a lot of people go shopping at the same time?
Naaaaah. I’m not celebrating Christmas in any way this year so to be honest I’m staying on my Island of Smugness, looking down on everyone who’s going mental over the shopping.Go to the corner.