***Royal wedding thread**

Discussion in 'SMB' started by kingmonkey, Oct 12, 2018.

  1. kingmonkey

    kingmonkey Winger

    Morning folks.

    Big day today as national treasure Princess Eugene marries that bloke that looks like a supply teacher.

    For those of not lucky enough to be one of the lucky ballot winners who get to stand in the grounds listening to a live broadcast, its live on itv this morning.

    Celebrites including Robbie Williams are expected to attend.

    In these divided times of austerity and brexit, its great we can all get together behind an event like this. Should be a bank holiday mind.
     
  2. jackynutmeg

    jackynutmeg Winger

    you should do well out of this
     
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  3. kingmonkey

    kingmonkey Winger

    You buzzing mate?
     
  4. Slow joe

    Slow joe Midfield

    First id heard of it this morning. Good luck to them but no interest what so ever in their big day.
     
  5. 007Iron

    007Iron Midfield

    Thanks for the info mate. You should be funded like a public service.
     
  6. Cookie

    Cookie Midfield

    I've taken the day off work and starting to set up the street party now. I've got a pack of mini cheddars, half a pork pie and six plum tomatoes which should be more than enough to feed all the attendees.
     
  7. mcq10

    mcq10 Striker

    Had porridge for breakfast me
     
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  8. Ginger John

    Ginger John Central Defender Contributor

    Warms the cockles of my heart knowing there are plenty of taxes to pay for them to have an expensive fabulous wedding yet there's no funding for the drugs my friend's child needs to manage her long term illness.
     
  9. kingmonkey

    kingmonkey Winger

    Good lad. Well wishers have been out overnight to secure the best spots in Windsor, let's hope the weather is not a total cluster fuck for them.
     
  10. maghater

    maghater Midfield

    As a paid up member of republic.org.uk, i can think of scores of reasons to abolish the monarchy, but surely calling one of your sprogs Eugene is reason enough in itself .Hope it pisses down
     
  11. wilka88

    wilka88 Midfield

    No one gives a fuck
     
  12. Some Random Guy

    Some Random Guy Striker

    Should shove her in a chest and bury her on a Caribbean island like pirate treasure.
     
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  13. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    Unless you live in Windsor and are hoping for a boost in takings
     
  14. Slow joe

    Slow joe Midfield

    Im sure theyd prefer cash rather than chocolate bars.
     
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  15. niknak_123

    niknak_123 Striker

    Perfect weather for a ginger on her wedding day. Would be no good in June
     
  16. soapster

    soapster Striker

    I am a royalist and like you, I have no interest in this event. Should not even be on the TV
     
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  17. Ramshanker

    Ramshanker Winger

    Great opportunity for ISIS to make a statement
     
  18. :eek:
     
  19. Keawyeds

    Keawyeds Striker

    I quite like a Boost.
    Double Decker are under appreciated too
     
  20. Daffy

    Daffy Striker

    Took a day off to watch it :cool:
     

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