Reserving tables in a pub

[Sneech]

Do it in the Bell when there's a big game on, Sunderland or England in the WC or Euros but normally they will ask us in advance if we want a table.

Sometimes in the Wolsey too if there's something going on as The Wench can't stand so need to plan ahead.

Apart from that wouldn't dream of it tbh

 

[chunkyshanhawk53]

And if they do, they need to be on some kind of register.

Especially if they wear twatpants

 

[Keawyeds]

Especially if they wear twatpants

Par for the course in those disreputable establishments.
Bet they go out on the town wearing crocs too.