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From Motherwell

Johnny Depp stars as Inspector Aberdeen in the controversial take on the theory that the Whitechapel murderer was in fact from Lanarkshire.

Jock The Ripper terrifies the prostitutes of Motherwell, when he embarks on a killing spree. His brutal modus operandi involved removing the unsuspecting women's heads with a claymore, then inserting a haggis into their rectum.

Various unconfirmed sightings included a man in a Tam O'Shanter and kilt, a young man in dungarees and carrying a bucket, and Gordon Brown.
 
Resident Evil Knievel

Apocalyptic comedy in which after the undead have taken over the world, a thrillseeking zombie becomes a megastar jumping a motorcycle over double decker buses, even though his head comes off every time he lands. Starring Steve Gutenberg as Mila Jovovich.
 
The Greed Mile

Greedminds (Ross Kemp) takes you on a mythical pub crawl through Edinburgh. With plenty of witty stories and some of your favourite celebs this really is a heart warming romp for the whole family. Starring Leonardo DiCaprio as himself and Steve Guttenburg as Dick Emery

Caution: some SAS related violence, may not be suitable for small children
 
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Resident Evil Knievel

Apocalyptic comedy in which after the undead have taken over the world, a thrillseeking zombie becomes a megastar jumping a motorcycle over double decker buses, even though his head comes off every time he lands. Starring Steve Gutenberg as Mila Jovovich.
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:lol: Is that the same Mila Jovovich who has signed a pre-contract agreement to join Liverpool in the summer??
 
Get Carty

Steve Guttenberg stars as Stephen Cartwright as he is pursued by an angry mob of internet nerds for his continual posting of shite.

He manages to lose the mob via a series of eateries and bookmakers, but is caught when they home in on him due to his noisy bedroom antics.

He's then taken to the Galleries car park and hoyed off.
 
Moon

Robbie Keane finally signs for Sunderland leading to mass bearing of arses in Joplings window. Starring Steve Gutenberg as Chunkylover53
 
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Lou Carpenters The Fog

When young Lou Carpenter (Steve Guttenberg) takes a swig of the magical potion (Cider) a strange fog envelopes his brain and all sorts of rum and uncanny things start happening.

And it's usually left to his faithful manservant Mickers (Eddie Murphy) to save the day!
 
Fuck Knows What Women Want

Sequel in which Steve Gutenberg, in the absence of an electric shock, blow to the head or some other magical event conferring on him the power to read minds, has to f***ing guess like every other ****.
 
Amistrad

In the early days of the Republic, slavery casts an ugly shadow over the young nation. Former President, John Quincy Adams, puts principle ahead of politics to defend the mutineers. Can he get his word processor working in time to save the day?
 
This is hilarious pissed myself 3.07 is particularly good;

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQdK7A8IQPw[/ame]
 
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Superman IV: The Quest for Peas.

Ultra low budget superhero sequel in which the man of steel's pie and chips need some veg, necessitating a quick trip to the shop. Starring Steve Gutenberg.
 
A Manfred Mann For All Seasons

The hit film based on the hit musical, based on the hit film, based on the hit play. Charlton Heston and Paul Scofield battle it out to become the definitive Thomas More as well as the leading pop maestros of the 60s. Whoever belts out the best versions of Doo Wa Diddy and The Mighty Quinn will take the plaudits before being beheaded for treason. Starring Steve Gutenberg as Henry VIII.
 
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