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garydon
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Marathon Man
A 118 man gets barred from his local newsagent when he can't comprehend that his favourite chocolate bar is now called Snickers.
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Marathon Man
A 118 man gets barred from his local newsagent when he can't comprehend that his favourite chocolate bar is now called Snickers.
Mutiny on the Bounty
A ship's captain and his crew fall out after an argument over whether a coconut flavoured chocolate confectionery counts as one bar or two.
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garydon
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The Hoarse Wisparer
The 118 man can not order his second favourite chocolate bar as he has lost his voice due to the above complaint.
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Deleted member 4700
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Journey to the centre of the hearth
Funny bald man Joe Mcdokes stars in this mystical adventure of a man who loses 50p behind the fireplace, only to discover and extra 23p.
Funny bald man Joe Mcdokes stars in this mystical adventure of a man who loses 50p behind the fireplace, only to discover and extra 23p.
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garydon
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Bournville Free
Elsa the lion is about to be destroyed after killing it's handlers. That is until it is discovered she has a dark chocolate addiction and has chocuphoria. She is weaned off it with Galaxy and is back to her peaceful, friendly self.
Elsa the lion is about to be destroyed after killing it's handlers. That is until it is discovered she has a dark chocolate addiction and has chocuphoria. She is weaned off it with Galaxy and is back to her peaceful, friendly self.
Stella Does Twix
A young Glaswegian prostitute tries to start a new life but finds it hard to give up the lucrative pay she earns from a chocolate fetishist.
A young Glaswegian prostitute tries to start a new life but finds it hard to give up the lucrative pay she earns from a chocolate fetishist.
joemcdokes
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Coldtitz
Women prisoners of war starved of bra's because of making a rope out of them to escape.
Women prisoners of war starved of bra's because of making a rope out of them to escape.
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Florist Gump
A man runs for miles with roses in his teeth and pansies in his pockets.
Is the story of a man with one love, SAFC, he overcomes all kinds of adversity to prove he is a worthy Sunderland supporter, travelling from coast to coast with his bike strapped on top of a car with a flat tyre, searching for an Indian takeaway that will deliver around Fulwell area, and getting shot by a sniper whilst warming up before a game of 5 aside at Durham. This is based on a true story. Tom Hanks as Disco. WHED as Bubba.
Running time 2 mins.
A man runs for miles with roses in his teeth and pansies in his pockets.
Is the story of a man with one love, SAFC, he overcomes all kinds of adversity to prove he is a worthy Sunderland supporter, travelling from coast to coast with his bike strapped on top of a car with a flat tyre, searching for an Indian takeaway that will deliver around Fulwell area, and getting shot by a sniper whilst warming up before a game of 5 aside at Durham. This is based on a true story. Tom Hanks as Disco. WHED as Bubba.
Running time 2 mins.
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garydon
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CollingwoodFTM
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The Quartet of SoL Aces
James Bond tries to find 4 decent players in the Sunderland Squad. Starring Eric Gates as James Bond, Ricky Sbraggia and Steve Bruce, Kevin Kyle as Kenwyne Jones, Jeff Whiteley as Lorik Cana etc etc.
James Bond tries to find 4 decent players in the Sunderland Squad. Starring Eric Gates as James Bond, Ricky Sbraggia and Steve Bruce, Kevin Kyle as Kenwyne Jones, Jeff Whiteley as Lorik Cana etc etc.
joemcdokes
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce
A young magician and his friends set out on a mission to self promote all aspects of wizardry, shitting on anyone who dares to get in their way.
All goes to plan until they come across a group of Greggs pastie eating chavers in South Shields town centre.
A young magician and his friends set out on a mission to self promote all aspects of wizardry, shitting on anyone who dares to get in their way.
All goes to plan until they come across a group of Greggs pastie eating chavers in South Shields town centre.
just read this. utter f***ing GOLD
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MikeySmith
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Harry Potter and the Philanderer's Bone
The young wizard has to visit Madam Pomfrey again after yet another sordid encounter in Hogsmeade. Will he ever learn?
The young wizard has to visit Madam Pomfrey again after yet another sordid encounter in Hogsmeade. Will he ever learn?
Blame It On The Hellboy
Dudley Moore sex comedy in which a hotel is thrown into chaos by the amorous adventures of an unruly demon who accidentally opens up a portal to Hell and disembowels a monster in the hotel sauna. Starring Steve Gutenberg as Lucifer.
Dudley Moore sex comedy in which a hotel is thrown into chaos by the amorous adventures of an unruly demon who accidentally opens up a portal to Hell and disembowels a monster in the hotel sauna. Starring Steve Gutenberg as Lucifer.
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Hetzkes Ballet Teacher
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Wayne Bridge Too Far
A late injury gets a dodgy English left back on a plane to South Africa, where he has to cope with sexual advances from unexpected sources. Starring Steve Guttenburg as Mrs. Terry.
A late injury gets a dodgy English left back on a plane to South Africa, where he has to cope with sexual advances from unexpected sources. Starring Steve Guttenburg as Mrs. Terry.
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Hetzkes Ballet Teacher
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MikeySmith
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Umpire Records
Liv Tyler stars as Dickie Bird in her breakthrough role in a tedious catalogue of umpiring achievement.
Liv Tyler stars as Dickie Bird in her breakthrough role in a tedious catalogue of umpiring achievement.
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