Hank Scorpio
Striker
I was on one flight years ago in the second last row and this around 7 year old lad behind did the riverdance on my seat back for the first half hour. All the time screaming and whingeing at his mam and Dad. They just let him carry on doing it. For half a f***ing hour... It takes a lot for me to lose me rag but when I spun round to suggest to the fatha that he might consider keeping the boy in check or he'd learn first hand how plane toilets work and how long it takes to fall 30,000 feet he took one look at my face and moved the bairn onto his knee. Why did it take that for them to possibly think the little demonic bastard might be pissing people off? The general ignorance of other people staggers me at times like.
That’s a pretty silly thing to do mind mate. Making threats, even if done lighthearted, can have bad consequences.
A few years ago, coming home from the states, I witnessed something very similar and the bloke was reported to the cabin crew. As we touched down in Heathrow, the police were waiting for the fella.
FWIW, I agree that some people are ignorant (from experience it tends to be those that don’t travel regularly) and it’s bloody annoying, but be careful what you say to them as they tend to run to the authorities pretty quickly