Reclining your seat on a plane

Discussion in 'SMB' started by tunstallhill, Aug 10, 2018.

  1. tunstallhill

    tunstallhill Striker

    Is it poor social ettiquette?

    Sat here 5 mins into a 2.5 hour delay before we can takr off, stuck on the plane, gadgies knees in my back, and this jewish fella in front reclines his seat so its about an inch from my face so i asked him if he would unrecline it and his son starts giving me jip about the function of the chair so i told him to fuck off as theres no one else on the plane reclining now the mother is kicking off in hebrew . Am i wrong here like?
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  2. Some Random Guy

    Some Random Guy Striker

    Tell them to wind their necks in or you'll get Labour onto them.
  3. Spot

    Spot Striker

    מפזר יקר
    cornish mackem and Henry_Hill like this.
  4. Some Random Guy

    Some Random Guy Striker

  5. Mackem00

    Mackem00 Striker

    They should disable the function on all smaller airlines as there clearly isn't enough room for it.
  6. Bishop Boy

    Bishop Boy Striker

    Shit in his hat
    TK-421, Aldyyyy, Tin Soldier and 7 others like this.
  7. Skandhaless

    Skandhaless Striker

    Congratulations, you're now an anti semite... Watch yer letterbox
    kossoff, cornish mackem, mux and 5 others like this.
  8. Spot

    Spot Striker

    שלטון העמים של יהודה
  9. gazc24

    gazc24 Winger

    Just do what I do, develope a cough/ clear throat, knee the back of his chair, declare yourself the master race.
    kossoff, Macho and Some Random Guy like this.
  10. MackemBob

    MackemBob Winger

    Different religion marra.
    Tin Soldier, Joe-B, offmenut and 16 others like this.
  11. maygo

    maygo Winger

    Spill a drink on him
  12. tunstallhill

    tunstallhill Striker

    I would consider reclining but the lad behind me is 6ft 7 and I've never reclined when someone is behind me. At least I'd ask them first
  13. houst69

    houst69 Striker

    Ignorance of the higher order light a fag up in protest
  14. screwjack

    screwjack Midfield

    going anywhere nice?
  15. oddjob

    oddjob Midfield

    Just tell them “alluha ackbar” that’ll sharp shut the fuckers up.
  16. tunstallhill

    tunstallhill Striker

  17. Occam's Razor

    Occam's Razor Striker

    Reclining your seat is such a tiny gain compared to the massive arseache caused to the poor sod behind that it can only be the worst sort of sociopaths that do it.
  18. Jimmer13

    Jimmer13 Midfield

    Ohhh look at me and my jet set life style........Once we get off the ground like.:lol::lol:
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  19. wash

    wash Midfield

    Just keep getting up and going to the loo that will piss him off no end.
    If you have a bag in the overhead storage get that out and drop it on to the top of his seat
    Last edited: Aug 10, 2018
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  20. riffraff

    riffraff Striker

    Twats trick.

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