Reclining your seat on a plane

Discussion in 'SMB' started by tunstallhill, Aug 10, 2018.

  1. DiscoPants86

    DiscoPants86 Midfield

    Nah, I hate it, just kick the fuckers seat for a as long as you can be bothered.
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  2. tunstallhill

    tunstallhill Striker

    It barely makes it any more comfy. You are still sat in a chair.

    I can hear them talking about me in hebrew now, can't properly follow it but there's eye rolls and heads pointing backwards and a bit if an argument. The son is sitting in the aisle opposite. Fagan is getting it in the neck off mother jew for taking shit. I suspect this isnt over
  3. A lot of the budget airlines do this so they can cram a couple of extra seats in. In normal circumstances, ie taking off on time, there's no need to recline on most short-haul flights anyway. Long haul is a different matter.
  4. DiscoPants86

    DiscoPants86 Midfield

    I’d imagine you’ll want to be up and down on this flight a few times, make sure you use his seat as leverage every time you standup.
  5. Its Him Again

    Its Him Again Striker

    Punch him in his fanny
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  6. Skandhaless

    Skandhaless Striker

    :eek: you can't say things like that man, have you not read the papers :lol:

    This recline for lights out sleepy time on long haul, not on the benidorm flyer.
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  7. Quench

    Quench Winger

    Can you escalate the situation soon, I’ll be in the pub in 20 minutes and would like you to have engineered a solution before I get there
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  8. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    Knock one out and throw the jizz in his hair
  9. Patch

    Patch Winger

    It's proper shit when you're in the very last row. It happened to me on a flight back from the US along with everyone else in the same row. We just looked at each other in a FFS kind of way but just sucked it up. It was only for the last hour or so.
  10. tunstallhill

    tunstallhill Striker

    Looks like where leaving so spirits have been lifted. Might share my whisky with him now and try and solve the gaza crisis.
  11. Quench

    Quench Winger

    Drink solves most things marra
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  12. TexasMackem

    TexasMackem Winger

    Worst type of humans, would be the first i'd cull. I had a Texan fella in front trying to force himself horizontal while food had been served last time I flew to DFW.

    I'm a tall bloke and I'm very tolerant but I couldn't get even my head over the tray to eat. He started bouncing the back of the chair to push it even further back, spilling my drink. I asked him politely to stop, he rolled his eyes at me so I lost my loaf.
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  13. Occam's Razor

    Occam's Razor Striker

    Creeping paranoia.

    What is the Hebrew for Tunstall Hill anyway?
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  14. 1-50. You lucky bastard. Few years ago, me and her sat for 6 hours before they said, everyone off. Stuff out of the hold and up to Travelodge at Kingston park for overnight stay. Lost a day's holiday. Just keep accidently bumping his seat.
  15. Iballistic George

    Iballistic George Central Defender

    They've paid for the seat same as everyone else . Why not recline it . Just moaning for the sake of moaning .
  16. Jimmer13

    Jimmer13 Midfield

  17. mini-x2

    mini-x2 Striker

    I don’t think reclining your seat makes any difference to your personal comfort. If some fucker in front of me does it early doors I make sure I’m knocking and banging the tray just to annoy the
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  18. Muppet

    Muppet Winger

    Acceptable on flights over 4 hours. Unacceptable on flights under 4 hours. That’s the rule.
  19. Spot

    Spot Striker

    Take your pants off and drape them over the back of the seat apologise for the smell of piss and promise to remove them when you land
  20. Arkle

    Arkle Striker Contributor

    I'm not sure hitting the man's wife would solve anything and she may not be on the plane anyway.

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