You're making a fair point mate ..... I don't really know why I, and others, find these threads so funny tbh.
I'd guess we all know it's slightly ridiculous to be poking the Mags with a stick but their reactions are inadvertently hilarious.
You can tell the really want to lash out but they know they're on thin ice with Benitez so daren't.
They're so desperate for Benitez to stay and love them ..... it's slightly tragic and I suppose that's what's funny.
The way they so obviously have their 'It's all that nasty Mr Ashley's fault' excuses ready adds to the humour.
Best to ignore this kind of thread mate, they're a bit daft but basically harmless