People who throw their used chewing gum on the pavement

[Napoleon Dynamite]

Can get some distance on it too, bonus points if you hit someone up the street in the back of the head or it lands in a lasses handbag

Tend to aim for a bin, bonus for the litter picker is that they don’t really bounce so they haven’t got far to pick it up when emptying the bin

 

[Scimmy]

Nowt worse than discovering the bastard stuck to your shoes after a meet out

There is one thing worse you can find on your shoe after you have walked all over your carpets......

 

[Dave Herbal]

I generally kick it into people’s gardens where it can disguise itself as a nodule of soil

 

[Scimmy]

No, but there are 7 billion people in the world and not all of them have common decency. Cyclists riding on the pavement raise my ire but the police aren't prepared to fine them so I just grit my teeth and put up with it.

Reminds me of George Carlin's wonderful observation: Just consider how stupid the average person is, and then realise that half the rest of the world aren't as clever as him!!

Well mine said it gives you elastic/stretchy shite. Bloody liar,I swallowed a fair bit of chewie and every dump was solid and sunk like a stone.

And smelled spearmint fresh??

I was walking down Northumberland street in scumcastle the other week and it was like that, it’s unreal...what stumped me is that there was thousands of people wlaing on the street and I didn’t see one single person spit their gum out.

How on Earth is there so much gum on the streets? I reckon it’s a conspiracy, the council empire phantom white dot painters in a ploy to impose stricter social rules and regulations.

Because once it gets trodden in, it is very resilient and lasts forever!

 

[Coeus]

They clearly respect where they live and take pride in it.

Britain likes living in a dustbin compared to other clean countries


Bellend

None of that stuff down here Steven, dont tar us all.

 

[Latka Gravas]

None of that stuff down here Steven, dont tar us all.

Where would ‘here’ be ?

 

[Coeus]

Where would ‘here’ be ?

West Sussex, streets paved with gold.

 

[Latka Gravas]

West Sussex, streets paved with gold.

I worked in Horsham years ago, nice place but not somewhere I could live.

 

[Coeus]

I worked in Horsham years ago, nice place but not somewhere I could live.

Im just down the road from at the minute. Where abouts did you work?

 

[steve30000]

None of that stuff down here Steven, dont tar us all.

Where's here?

 

[LondonMackem]

Love spitting it out and volleying it in the air, that will never stop being fun.

 

[steve30000]

Love spitting it out and volleying it in the air, that will never stop being fun.

People who do this should be made to jetwash the pavements where there's a lot of chewing gum.

 

[LondonMackem]

People who do this should be made to jetwash the pavements where there's a lot of chewing gum.

Grow up

 

[steve30000]

Grow up

you need to follow your own advice

 

[StiflerPG]

Walked through Keel Square this morning, there was more Seagull shit stains than stuck gum. Time for a cull. #CulltheGull

 

[LondonMackem]

you need to follow your own advice

Whoosh

 

[steve30000]

Walked through Keel Square this morning, there was more Seagull shit stains than stuck gum. Time for a cull. #CulltheGull

That's nature though, and a lot easier to clean off than gum.

 

[LondonMackem]

Steve's blatantly stepped in a chewie in his new crocs and is fuming

 

[steve30000]

Steve's blatantly stepped in a chewie in his new crocs and is fuming

You clearly think this manky meff behaviour is fine

 

[LondonMackem]

You clearly think this manky meff behaviour is fine

I don't tend to get worked up over things that don't affect my life dramatically.