Ghandi Floss
Striker
I’m sure it was you that used to think Top Cat was the lone gunman.
People lost to conspiracy theories
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I’m sure it was you that used to think Top Cat was the lone gunman.
My daughters a hair colourist... She says people don't have their hair cut..
Nah, when folk get to that level of intelligence there's a canny high chance of some of them dipping their toes in the booloo pond. A fair few dive reet in.
but at least they got a slow down sign in the tunnel..Who bought the drinks though? WHO BOUGHT THE f***ing DRINKS?
I tell what would be funny though. If Phil, The Queen and MI5/6 had come up with some elaborate, easily ruined at so many stages plan like the radgies reckon this one was and then she crashed before they could carry it out. Everybody wondering 'why the fuck didn't we think of that? We've spent millions, compromised deepcover agents, paid some people off and topped a couple more when we could have just hoyed a few brandies on expenses?'
No chance of TC deeing owt on his tod, or taking any chances at all when he's got Bennie to take the rap.
Aye, the French are well known for being told what to do n all.
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Flash Gordon
Striker
Who bought the drinks though? WHO BOUGHT THE f***ing DRINKS?
I tell what would be funny though. If Phil, The Queen and MI5/6 had come up with some elaborate, easily ruined at so many stages plan like the radgies reckon this one was and then she crashed before they could carry it out. Everybody wondering 'why the fuck didn't we think of that? We've spent millions, compromised deepcover agents, paid some people off and topped a couple more when we could have just hoyed a few brandies on expenses?'
Sadly it shows how Prince Philip has lost his way - 20 odd years after masterminding this plan, the best he could come up with for Andrew was "just tell them you couldn't sweat so it can't be true."
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Yes 1939 ... A classic example... But more important ... POMPEY won the cup...
No way was Phil involved with that, which is probably his view on the Predator Prince in general.
I didn't mean the war. I meant their whole f***ing attitude to rules in general.
No pay rise? - Strike
Coffees at work not free anymore? - Strike
Working week to be increased to 34 hours? - Strike
Before that mind it was...
Nee bread? - Where's that bastard guillotine?
High taxes? - Where's that bastard guillotine?
Too slow to bring the guillotine? - Hurry the fuck up then stick your head in there.
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Motor City Cobra
Winger
Sunderland put in tier 3 next week because the Tory gov want revenge 
. I’m not making this shit up.
. I’m not making this shit up.
tunstall birdman
Striker
T
The Exile
Guest
If you like a good conspiracy show try The Unexplained podcast with Howard Hughes. It's been good fun listening to predictions from 2010. My favourite was the bloke who wrote the book about Ian Fleming being James Bond in real life, which is fair enough as a basic premise, but he went f***ing crackers over an hour saying he'd rescued Martin Bormann during the fall of Berlin and then we were off into Kennedy and 9/11 it was like the unified field theory of conspiracies.
it was like the unified field theory of conspiracies. A whole nation run along Carry On lines.The most radged thing about that is how he was involved with 9/11 when he would have been nudging 90.If you like a good conspiracy show try The Unexplained podcast with Howard Hughes. It's been good fun listening to predictions from 2010. My favourite was the bloke who wrote the book about Ian Fleming being James Bond in real life, which is fair enough as a basic premise, but he went f***ing crackers over an hour saying he'd rescued Martin Bormann during the fall of Berlin and then we were off into Kennedy and 9/11
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tunstall birdman
Striker
Observational comedy at it's finest that 'Carry On' clip was.
That's a bold statement mind.
tunstall birdman
Striker
Anar.
That's a bold statement mind.
Mind yer cannot beat a bit of Carry On films at times.
Carry on Screaming is a great film, not just a great Carry On film.Anar.
Mind yer cannot beat a bit of Carry On films at times.
There's at least another 5 or 6 classics like Khyber, Camel and Don't Lose Your Head. Another is Cleo with one of the best gags in film history with Williams' infamy infamy crack.
tunstall birdman
Striker
Carry on Screaming is a great film, not just a great Carry On film.
There's at least another 5 or 6 classics like Khyber, Camel and Don't Lose Your Head. Another is Cleo with one of the best gags in film history with Williams' infamy infamy crack.
I fancy ganning on another Carry On binge now like, after reading this. Top up my patter anarl!
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dangermows
Striker
The Spoons had definitely abducted and abused Eggbert mind.
Never, I always had you down as the Brief Encounter type, on multiple levels.
Top up my patter anarl!
tunstall birdman
Striker
Never, I always had you down as the Brief Encounter type, on multiple levels.
Brief encounter with the many of the broads I dated, but always remembered as a satisfying stud. 