Oxford student stabs boyfriend - could be spared jail

[zebediah]

Wonder what he did to be Stabworthy.

He Skyped her mother

 

[buster]

Wonder what he did to be Stabworthy.

Be within stabbing distance.

 

[Jon Dough]

https://uk.linkedin.com/in/lavinia-woodward-509b52195

Innovative drug delivery methods eh (smuggler).

 

[Kevj]

https://uk.linkedin.com/in/lavinia-woodward-509b52195

Suspicious gap in employment there.

 

[Jon Dough]

gap in employment

I used to hate that term

 

[Kevj]

I used to hate that term

Your CV will look a bit different to mine

 

[Some Random Guy]

Wonder what he did to be Stabworthy.

They were full of drink and possibly gear. In the cold light of day I reckon it's a safe bet that there was a minor slight that wasn't stabworthy.

 

[Goat Eyes]

Your CV will look a bit different to mine

Aye, you’ve collected trolleys for most of the main supermarkets around the North East.

 

[Kevj]

Aye, you’ve collected trolleys for most of the main supermarkets around the North East.

And I’m the best Trolley picker upperer on here.

 

[Goat Eyes]

And I’m the best Trolley picker upperer on here.

Without a doubt. You’ve got Britain’s best stash of trolley tokens. Worth a fortune on eBay.

 

[Biffo The Bear]

Sounds like a classy chick. Kicked and punched him then stabbed him. Probably a spoilt brat daddy's girl. If I were the judge I'd give her some stir in the hope she might learn from it. Doesn't matter who you are or what you've got, you're only ever one wrong step away from losing it all.

This is how it should be. In reality i would suggest it is the opposite.