Owning Dogs - should be closely regulated

Discussion in 'SMB' started by lurker, Apr 16, 2019.

  1. lurker

    lurker Striker

    There are too many dogs in shelters and dogs being destroyed because they can’t be given a home, and there’s too much dog shit on paths.

    No one in Britain should be able to have a dog, or walk a dog, unless they have a license.

    Getting a license should involve having to attend a course on responsible dog ownership, and pass an exam.

    Everyone with a license should have regular home inspections to ensure that a safe environment is provided for the dog and that the dogs aren’t a risk to children or adults.

    A dog owners tax should be introduced to fund the above.

    Anyone caught owning/walking a dog without a license should have the dog taken away until a fine is paid. Cash rewards should be introduced for any honest citizen that provides the details of an illegally owned dog.
     
  2. just ban stupid breeds. would be easier and cheaper.
     
  3. lurker

    lurker Striker

    Which breeds though? Where do you draw the line?
     
  4. Kevj

    Kevj Striker

    This should be on a sign in hogwarts.
     
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  5. Agreed 100%

    If they aren’t showered with regularly they should be removed.
     
  6. bennett83

    bennett83 Striker

    I think we should start eating them to be honest, it would help solve a hunger problem and would see dogs don't go to waste when they inevitably get out down
     
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  7. Harry Angstrom

    Harry Angstrom Striker

    Free dog steaks at Food banks.win win.
     
  8. Dubai Si

    Dubai Si Midfield

    Little yappy ones.
     
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  9. jackynutmeg

    jackynutmeg Winger

    aye we'll encourage people to adopt a dog from a shelter by taxing them
     
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  10. MackneyHackem

    MackneyHackem Midfield

    I have a dog. She's class. As am I. :cool:
     
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  11. TheWanderer

    TheWanderer Striker

    You don’t see many dog shelters in Asian countries, maybes they have the answer?
     
  12. Paddy O'Dors

    Paddy O'Dors Striker

    You would only need a license in the US though. You'd need a licence for the UK.
     
  13. jacko100

    jacko100 Winger

    here endeth the lesson
     
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  14. dixonsafc

    dixonsafc Striker

    Dogs are better than people.

    Sterilise all humans and let the dogs run free.
     
  15. all the obvious ones for a start. staffies, bull dogs, pit bulls etc. Anything an invisible carpet carrier might be seen with.
     
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  16. lurker

    lurker Striker

    Rehome a dog from a shelter = tax exemption


    Buy a fancy puppy of a special breed, pay the tax
     
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  17. Some Random Guy

    Some Random Guy Striker

    Mines better because he's not a she. :cool:
     
  18. Seaham_FTM

    Seaham_FTM Winger

    The dog shit all owa the place is an absolute disgrace mind.
     
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  19. ilovehorswill

    ilovehorswill Winger

    Bit harsh but if it goes ahead start with OP and his immediate family
     
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  20. Sir Lancelot

    Sir Lancelot Winger

    Hahaha! How young are you? We used to have a dog license that eventually cost more to collect than was collected, and which did little if anything to prevent the overbreeding of dogs.
     

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