Old rhymes from you're chilhood



Daisy, Daisy, the coppers are after you
If they catch you, you'll be in for a year or two
They'll tie you with barbed wire
And set your knickers on fire
So ring your bell and peddle like hell
On a bicycle made for two
 
Sporty said:
I remember the 1st one as there's a few versions I foind.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down on top of Jill,
And now they have a daughter!

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot her pill,
And now they have a son!

Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Both were feeling wild.
Jack got laid; Jill got paid.
Now they have a child.
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We used to say
Jack and Jill went up the hill
For some hanky panky
Jill forgot to take the pill
and out popped little Frankie
 
N.E.T.T.O
Netto is the place to go
Shop all day, shop all night
Come back home with a bag of shite

😂😂

Regularly heard on the school bus. It was frowned upon for your parents to shop at Netto, it was seen as scratterish. It was also a cool rhyme because it had a swear word 😂
 
Mary had a little lamb
She kept it as a pet
When she saw the price of meat
She ate the little get

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantle piece
To see if they would fall off 😉



Not a rhyme but…..
Postman Pat, Postman Pat ran over his cat
Jess just lay there dying
Pat just stood there crying
Have you even seen a cat as flat as that.
 
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I remember kids singing
I should be so lucky
If you touch my Chucky
To the kylie song
(May have been the jimmy saville remix)
 
Harry Gates said:
Isn't it a pity that a woman in the city
Was hit upon the titty with
A hard boiled egg.
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Isn’t it a pity
That the man in the city
Married a woman
With only one titty


Ix plix ply plum
Stick your finger
Up your bum
If it’s nice
Lick it twice
Ix plix ply plum


We three kings of orient are
Selling ladies underwear
It’s fantastic no elastic
Three and eleven a pair

And the Lord said to Moses
All *mags shall have big noses
Except for Aaron
He shall have a square’n
And Peter one like a gas meter

Mickey Mouse is dead
He died last night in bed
He cut his throat
On a ten shilling note
Mickey Mouse is dead



*the original version was a bit anti semitic 😥

One fine day
In the middle of the night
Two dead men
Got up to fight
One blind man
To see fair play
Two stiff dummy’s
To shout hurray
Back to back
They faced each other
Drew their swords
And shot each other
Now they're all in hospital
Suffering from the best of good health
 

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