Old rhymes from you're chilhood



When i was young i had no sense caught my balls on a barb wire fence mmmmmm mmmmm
Off to hospital i had to go balls and all i had to show mmmmm mmmmm
There may be more to this one but i can’t remember.

Two we used to see who was first up at tiggy

ip dip dog shit you are it

eenie meanie minee mo catch a baby by its toe, when its done wipe its bum eenie meanie minee mo.

The girls used to play clapping games, i remember them singing, cee cee my playmate won’t you come and play with me etc etc.

All the girls in Spain wash their knickers down the drain, al the girls in France do the titty wobble dance.

I know an old lady from eeling who had a peculiar feeling, she laid on her back and opened her crack and pi$$ed all over the ceiling.

Probably many more, all from the 70’s early 80’s.
 
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Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck, she put them in the corner to see if they would…………play.
Mary had a little lamb, she fed it on cream crackers, she took it to the garden gate and kicked it in the……….field.
 
My father’s a lavatory cleaner
He works by day and by night
And when he comes home in the evening
He’s covered all over in Shine
Up your buttons with Brasso
It’s only three pence a tin
You can buy it or nick it from Woolworths
But I doubt if they’ll have any in

Some say he died of a fever
Some say he died of a fit
But I know what my father died of
He died of the swell of the Shine
Up your buttons with Brasso
It’s only three pence for a tin
You can buy it or nick it from Woolworths
But I doubt if they’ll have any in

The day of my fathers funeral
Everything had to go right
So they opened the lid of the coffin
And threw in a bucket of Shine
Up your buttons with Brasso
It’s only three pence for a tin
You can buy it or nick it from Woolworths
But I doubt if they’ll have any in

Some say that he’s buried in a graveyard
Some say that he’s buried in a pit
But I know where my father’s buried
He’s buried in six feet of Shine
Up your buttons with Brasso
It’s only three pence for a tin
You can buy it or nick it from Woolworths
But I doubt if they’ll have any in
 
I’m often reminded by my older sister of the time me and my pal were walking up the cobbles singing, Moby Dick had a mighty big prick forty five inches long!
We were 5. 🤭
 
I was amazed when I heard my kids doing eeny meeny and they’d changed it to catch a fish by his toe.

A tiger or something maybe, but a bloody fish???
 
Doctor Foster went to Gloucester,
In a shower of rain;
He stepped in a puddle,
Right up to his middle,
And never went there again
 
Jesus Christ superstar
Came down from heaven on a Yamaha
Did a skid, killed a kid
Bust his knackers on a dustbin lid
waddy999 said:
Seasonal in the 60’s.
We three lads from Liverpool are,
Paul in a taxi, John in a car.
George on a scooter pressing his hooter….following Ringo Starr!
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Noice

We three Kings of orient are
One in a taxi, one in a car
One on a scooter, blowing his hooter
Smoking a big cigar
SR7 said:
Doctor Foster went to Gloucester,
In a shower of rain;
He stepped in a puddle,
Right up to his middle,
And never went there again
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What's the playground version?
 
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dafunk2 said:
Milk milk
Lemonade
Round the corner chocolate's made
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My particular favourite - in fact I ve just done the actions here in the kitchen 🤣
Butcher's Coat said:
Yum yum bubble gum
Stick your finger up your bum
When it's pink
Does it stink?
When it's black
Put it back.
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Our version…….

Yum Yum
Chewing gum
Stick it up Belindas bum
When it’s brown
Pull it down
Yum yum chewing gum
 
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Here’s one we did to George Formbys When I m cleaning windows………

“ when I m pinching knickerssssss….

bloomers , drawers , panties , kecks
what will we be pinching next ?
we have lots and lots of fun
looking for the skids from other peoples bums.”
 

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