***Official 2018 Coast to Coast thread***

[mux]

Get the flirting in early and Dave might let you two share a room.

Haha nah I like the usual reprobates I'm with. Scenes this year but I'm not allowed to mention why for potential legal reasons.

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Can I come @Dave Herbal mate?

 

[RossTheNinja]

I'm obviously in for this.

This

 

[mux]

Can I come @Dave Herbal mate?

Here he goes with a blue flashing light on his bike and one of those POLITE hi vis cycling vests on.

 

[RossTheNinja]

Got promoted at work a couple of weeks before the ride and the Monday was my first day so had to get picked up on the Sunday evening at Allenheads.

Got plenty of stick for it like understandably

And this bastard knocked me off my bike

 

[mux]

And this bastard knocked me off my bike

Eeee this year I actually fell off my bike at Whitehaven before we had even set off

 

[Dave Herbal]

Can I come @Dave Herbal mate?

Depends if you’re nice to me or not

A/C No still end 43?

Aye

 

[RossTheNinja]

Eeee this year I actually fell off my bike at Whitehaven before we had even set off

I'm staying away from you, you're clearly a disaster zone

 

[sick]

Can you just go whenever you want ?

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Depends if you’re nice to me or not


Aye

I am always nice to you Dave, I won't be able to do it though, too close to the wedding

Here he goes with a blue flashing light on his bike and one of those POLITE hi vis cycling vests on.

With you trying to send me somewhere else to suit your own agenda

 

[Parkmaverick]

I am always nice to you Dave, I won't be able to do it though, too close to the wedding

You are getting married who the fcuk is that stupid

Can I come @Dave Herbal mate?

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[Dave Herbal]

You are getting married who the fcuk is that stupid

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Dimbleby married a dog?

 

[Deleted User 2893]

You are getting married who the fcuk is that stupid

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Possession of an offensive jumper could be the first on the list

 

[Parkmaverick]

Possession of an offensive jumper could be the first on the list

Better than an offensive face at least can take my jumper off.

 

[Deleted User 2893]

Better than an offensive face at least can take my jumper off.

Ouch.

 

[Dave Herbal]

Deposits already flooding in. Remember early payment gives certain benefits.

 

[Kevj]

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How do I pay you?

 

[Dave Herbal]

How do I pay you?

Pm sent

 

[Baloo]

How do I pay you?

You just leave the money behind the bar at Seven.

 

[RossTheNinja]

Deposits already flooding in. Remember early payment gives certain benefits.

Toucher alert!