Office/work-based things that haven’t changed



The old scenario where you have a stunning lass at your work.

After a while you become a little obsessed with this vision of loveliness and stalk all her social media accounts daily.

You get a bit excited every time your meetings coincide or you get put on the same project.

One day you find out that theres a night out with a mutual acquaintance and shes going so you make a casual commitment to attend
if your passing, but knowing full well that you'll be there. New stuff is purchased and a full male grooming schedule is undertaken
prior to the event and even a spare vial of "Sex Panther for Men" is dropped in your pocket, just in case your woman killing scent
gets blown away on the way to the pub.

You arrive, acquire the target and talk to someone close to them so as not to scare them away with a direct assault.
Casually you 'notice' them and strike up a conversation.

You then realise that in this environment, shes bang average, even a little plain. Her only attempt at preparing for the night is to
have chucked on a different top since finishing work,where as you into ASOS for about two ton, you even had new socks on for Christ sake.

You then give up on her and chase women round all weekend.

Come Monday morning, shes sussed that you only turned up on Friday to see her and shes now decided that maybe you might be worth a risk for
the Christmas party, so you spend the next six months hiding in stationery cupboards and behind monitors until she loses interest and moves on.

... as I say just "Office/work-based things that haven’t changed" that you see every day and by no means happened to me.
 

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