Office/work-based things that haven’t changed

[MackneyHackem]

I see the ‘buddy system’ is still in full effect, just in case at 32 years old I’m too shy to ask someone where the bogs or are or where I can buy a sandwich.

Best of luck to @OOOSH YEAH on his first day at new school as well.

 

[cosmicchris00]

I see the ‘buddy system’ is still in full effect, just in case at 32 years old I’m too shy to ask someone where the bogs or are or where I can buy a sandwich.

Best of luck to @OOOSH YEAH on his first day at new school as well.

The place being infested with brown nosers

 

[chriswallace85]

These things that haven't changed, do they make you want to die there?

 

[Butcher's Coat]

It always worked well on the rigs like.
Pointing out where the coffee shop/smoke shack were as well as tea-break and dinner times were the most essential pieces of info that your buddy should be passing on
Apart from where your nearest escape route & lifeboat were

 

[MackneyHackem]

These things that haven't changed, do they make you want to die there?

No I don’t let things phase me.

 

[Swindon On Tour]

Keep your work and social life as separate as you can.
Sound advice and allows you to be yourself out of work the best you can and without any judgement from work.

 

[Secret Visage]

Keep your work and social life as separate as you can.
Sound advice and allows you to be yourself out of work the best you can and without any judgement from work.

A great bit of advice and something I always do.

 

[MackneyHackem]

Keep your work and social life as separate as you can.
Sound advice and allows you to be yourself out of work the best you can and without any judgement from work.

I’ll be spending today feeling out who’s game for lunchtime pints. I’m only here for two months max so I don’t care if they think i’m a clip.

 

[heroesof73]

Civil Servants still take their "allocated" sick leave

 

[Charmless Man]

Civil Servants still take their "allocated" sick leave

How much do they get?

 

[zwartekat]

Taking around 10 minutes to decide the newbie is a right ****.

 

[heroesof73]

How much do they get?

As much as they can get away with

 

[MackneyHackem]

Taking around 10 minutes to decide the newbie is a right ****.

If they do it’s either because:

A) they’re jealous of how mint I am, or;
B) because i’ve turned up wearing trainers when they said their dress code was smart-casual

 

[HoxtonMackem]

People who use tedious idioms in every other sentence.

That one person who stinks the office out with smelly food.

The one person who stinks the office out generally.

 

[MackneyHackem]

People who use tedious idioms in every other sentence.

That one person who stinks the office out with smelly food.

The one person who stinks the office out generally.

At one of my old jobs we had an open plan office with kitchen area and a George Forman grill that was meant to be used to make toasties

I used it to cook bacon and sausages in it whenever I was hungover. They must have f***ing hated me.

 

[HoxtonMackem]

At one of my old jobs we had an open plan office with kitchen area and a George Forman grill that was meant to be used to make toasties

I used it to cook bacon and sausages whenever I was hungover. They must have f***ing hated me.

Get a load on the go on your last day.

 

[PTR]

At one of my old jobs we had an open plan office with kitchen area and a George Forman grill that was meant to be used to make toasties
I used it to cook bacon and sausages in it whenever I was hungover. They must have f***ing hated me.

f***ing hell

 

[MackneyHackem]

Get a load on the go on your last day.

They’re on about taking me a team lunch and all that. Canny weird rolling out the red carpet for temps imo. I want to be left alone.

 

[zwartekat]

If they do it’s either because:

A) they’re jealous of how mint I am, or;
B) because i’ve turned up wearing trainers when they said their dress code was smart-casual

They will be astounded at a grown man referring to himself as 'mint'

 

[Get Into Em]

Lasses walking around the office with nout on their feet.

f***ing disgusting.