MackneyHackem
Striker
>50% female iirc
Did that lass ever find Mr Right after all that 'just friends' dating?
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>50% female iirc
Unlucky whoever that was.The old scenario where you have a stunning lass at your work.
After a while you become a little obsessed with this vision of loveliness and stalk all her social media accounts daily.
You get a bit excited every time your meetings coincide or you get put on the same project.
One day you find out that theres a night out with a mutual acquaintance and shes going so you make a casual commitment to attend
if your passing, but knowing full well that you'll be there. New stuff is purchased and a full male grooming schedule is undertaken
prior to the event and even a spare vial of "Sex Panther for Men" is dropped in your pocket, just in case your woman killing scent
gets blown away on the way to the pub.
You arrive, acquire the target and talk to someone close to them so as not to scare them away with a direct assault.
Casually you 'notice' them and strike up a conversation.
You then realise that in this environment, shes bang average, even a little plain. Her only attempt at preparing for the night is to
have chucked on a different top since finishing work,where as you into ASOS for about two ton, you even had new socks on for Christ sake.
You then give up on her and chase women round all weekend.
Come Monday morning, shes sussed that you only turned up on Friday to see her and shes now decided that maybe you might be worth a risk for
the Christmas party, so you spend the next six months hiding in stationery cupboards and behind monitors until she loses interest and moves on.
... as I say just "Office/work-based things that haven’t changed" that you see every day and by no means happened to me.
The old scenario where you have a stunning lass at your work.
After a while you become a little obsessed with this vision of loveliness and stalk all her social media accounts daily.
You get a bit excited every time your meetings coincide or you get put on the same project.
One day you find out that theres a night out with a mutual acquaintance and shes going so you make a casual commitment to attend
if your passing, but knowing full well that you'll be there. New stuff is purchased and a full male grooming schedule is undertaken
prior to the event and even a spare vial of "Sex Panther for Men" is dropped in your pocket, just in case your woman killing scent
gets blown away on the way to the pub.
You arrive, acquire the target and talk to someone close to them so as not to scare them away with a direct assault.
Casually you 'notice' them and strike up a conversation.
You then realise that in this environment, shes bang average, even a little plain. Her only attempt at preparing for the night is to
have chucked on a different top since finishing work,where as you into ASOS for about two ton, you even had new socks on for Christ sake.
You then give up on her and chase women round all weekend.
Come Monday morning, shes sussed that you only turned up on Friday to see her and shes now decided that maybe you might be worth a risk for
the Christmas party, so you spend the next six months hiding in stationery cupboards and behind monitors until she loses interest and moves on.
... as I say just "Office/work-based things that haven’t changed" that you see every day and by no means happened to me.
Sounds like a load of people went out for casual work drinks and you're a bit of a weird lad who lives in his own head.
You should be nicer to people. You might need a lift off him one day*
*I’m fully aware that the public transport options in London are the best in the country and it is unlikely you’ll need a lift, but still...
You utter bastard.I am being shamed for saying i’m going to swerve the goodbye lunch at Wagamama today for a lad I’ve had one conversation with in the past 3 weeks.
I said i’d have a pint with them on his last day but that’s not enough apparently.
You utter bastard.
I said thanks for the invite though that’s very kind. The response was “well we want you to come. You should come”.
I said “you’ve all worked here together as a team for a good few years and i’m only a temp, it would seem a bit disingenuous”.
Turns out it’s not even being expensed.
A man isn’t really worthy of being called a man unless he has partaken in Quirky Sock Thursday. I believe it originated on Merseyside? Try saying it now without sounding like the lovechild of Stevie G and Jamie Carragher.
Fuck that then.I said thanks for the invite though that’s very kind. The response was “well we want you to come. You should come”.
I said “you’ve all worked here together as a team for a good few years and i’m only a temp, it would seem a bit disingenuous”.
Turns out it’s not even being expensed.
Impressive folding.I’m at Wagamama ffs.
Get some Gyoza down your neck and cheer up ffs.I’m at Wagamama ffs.
Used to be the case that you could take two separate weeks of self-certified sick leave without any comeback at all. 'Bradford factor' didn't exist and nobody batted an eyelid.How much do they get?
If I got wind of someone finding out my birthday at work it might prompt me to actually take my birthday off work.
I think I'd jump out of the window if I was given a card signed by everyone.
And i speak as someone who does actually like a number of people i work with.