Nicknames at work

[High Entropy]

Fella at work had a bong eye and we called him Look North because of his eye always looked north like a compass.

 

[Kevj]

Fella at work had a bong eye and we called him Look North because of his eye always looked north like a compass.

Pontoon eye. One sticks whilst the other twists.

 

[Hue Jorgan]

Knew a kid called ‘hot point’, he once had an epileptic fit in the bath and someone said ‘did ya ma hoy the washing in?’

 

[Sing in the Roker]

Worked with a labourer whose nickname was Hollywood. As he was always clean n looked good.
Also Goulash as some said he was thicker than a pan of broth.

 

[Barry Quizshow]

When I was young I worked and was mates with a lad who was called Gary and was the best player on the works football team. Unsurprisingly he was known as "Gazza".

Unfortunately for me being a skinny rake of a lad and utter chod as a player I was swiftly nicknamed "No Bellies" as the work Gazza's talentless mate!

 

[Son of Stan]

The blokes where I worked called another fella Shipman because he had 2 wives who both died (and his actual name ended in 'man').

The same blokes gave me the nickname 'Baywatch' allegedly because my surname's Knight and there was a series called Baywatch Nights.

 

[Pnematic1]

Bloke used to go in our local walked with long but precise strides. He was a roof insulation fitter for years and reckoned his walk was a result of striding across ceiling joists at 2’ centre’s to avoid falling through the ceiling.

He was known as Two Foot Tony .

 

[Barry Quizshow]

Bloke used to go in our local walked with long but precise strides. He was a roof insulation fitter for years and reckoned his walk was a result of striding across ceiling joists at 2’ centre’s to avoid falling through the ceiling.

He was known as Two Foot Tony .

Did he move fast too, or just have long legs like Kenwyne Jones?

 

[Ramone]

I like the story Billy Twelevetrees told on Question of Sport. His nickname when went to play in Ireland was 36.

 

[Sing in the Roker]

When I was young I worked and was mates with a lad who was called Gary and was the best player on the works football team. Unsurprisingly he was known as "Gazza".

Unfortunately for me being a skinny rake of a lad and utter chod as a player I was swiftly nicknamed "No Bellies" as the work Gazza's talentless mate!

So you didn’t work after you were young

 

[Barry Quizshow]

So you didn’t work after you were young

I was "employed" but whether or not it could be defined as "work" is a matter for those who paid my salary

 

[Major____DeCoverley]

Bloke with a grey/white streak in his hair used to get called ceiling painter.

 

[Sing in the Roker]

I was "employed" but whether or not it could be defined as "work" is a matter for those who paid my salary

Ya chicks for free

 

[cornish mackem]

So you didn’t work after you were young

Last job was prefect

 

[Dredd]

Patricia
Was because one of my first days customer left us a review after the call saying
"Patricia was a friendly young woman who help me renew my bike insurance"

I didn't know to be annoyed she'd misheard my name so much it sounded like Patricia
Or she thought I sounded like a woman

 

[Big Jeff]

Snipers Dream - for anyone who has a big head.

 

[Wansbeck Viking]

Daisy.
Some days he’s in, some days he’s not.

The scarecrow.
Stands in the same spot all day and the scares the birds from the office.

 

[Shandy drinker]

I like the story Billy Twelevetrees told on Question of Sport. His nickname when went to play in Ireland was 36.

Turty tix Shirley

 

[Scotty 1978]

Used to work with a bloke he was a right hairy bastard and constantly would be outside smoking roll ups, so he got called Chew Baccy

 

[Bagatelle]

Docker in Liverpool years ago was called the lobster as he was always off work as his nippers were bad.