Nicknames at work

[Keawyeds]

I'm not a grass mate, you could sell that baby to the circus for all I care.

eBaby?

 

[muggboots]

I've just discovered that the Community Champion for a supermarket near us is called Mel Gibbs.
I really hope she has a child because the potential for his nickname is immense

Mel Gibbs' bairn?

 

[Keawyeds]

Mel Gibbs' bairn?

You are the worst kind of person

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Used to know a lass whose nickname was "Bangles" cos she was wanking a lad off and that's all her mates could hear from the room next door

Speaking of rattled

 

[Hooray Hendrix]

Worked with a lad who had a speech impediment which made the letter S come out as a shh.... he was always referred to as shand and shement

 

[The Raven]

I've just gave a bloke where work a new nickname today.

Sub(marine) door. He's very tight.

 

[KeefBeer]

Not work but pub.
The lad with the glass eye gets called one-blank.

 

[Tuono]

I worked with an Irish lad called Pat the Bomber, he had been jailed in his youth for planting a bomb!

 

[Shandy drinker]

Heard a good one today
New storeman being called U2
Doesn’t know what he’s doing

So he still hasn’t found what he’s looking for

 

[Borgsten]

A lass on a cruise ship in the 80s used to like shagging. Known as Sperm Bank.

Loved the story by Bob Mortimer about his mate with a big head……Snipers Dream

 

[SickAsFC]

A lass on a cruise ship in the 80s used to like shagging. Known as Sperm Bank.

Loved the story by Bob Mortimer about his mate with a big head……Snipers Dream

Had a gaffer who needed a knee replacement but was too scared to get it done. He had great difficulty in walking and his head didn't half Bob up and down when he walked. Nickname - sniper's nightmare

 

[Sandboy]

Madeleine...... Nobody could ever find him

 

[legend7]

Moonface - massive head
Pinhead - opposite
Melty - had a chubby face with big jowls so I used to say it looked like his face was melting
Neelips - very thin lips
Slow Farah - really skinny lad that used to walk around really slowly.
Lurch - very tall and big and a deep voice
The cube - bit of a square head.
The white mile - really big strong lad who came across a bit simple like the bloke from The Green Mile but white.
Frosty- receptionist who's demeanour was a bit cold

 

[Mackem00]

Pothole - you tried your best to avoid him or wanted to fill him in.

 

[SR7]

At my place we have;
Casper - Pasty white looking kid who just floats about
Grandad - Bloke who is only in his 50s, but shuffles about and looks more like 80
Slytherin - Lass who everyone reckons has a fanny that looks like the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter

 

[Ramone]

Bhuna was a nickname of an old army doctor friend of mine. Absolutely because of his Indian heritage. He fully embraced being named after a curry.

 

[Trophy Eyes]

Really, really skinny lad was dubbed Flat Stanley a few year back.

 

[Good as my pit cap]

Just seen this thread on twitter. Sure some on here must have worked/gone to school with some people with great nicknames...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1221030556764377089

Favourite-guy who walked hunched over. Known as ‘photo finish’

Lad who drank in our local had really droopy eyes. Everyone called him neet shift .

 

[buster]

Haj as in half a job.

Rigga , as in rigor mortis .

 

[Guitar Man]

I've just discovered that the Community Champion for a supermarket near us is called Mel Gibbs.
I really hope she has a child because the potential for his nickname is immense

Hope she doesn't name her boy after her brothers Les and Paul ,he'd become a walking electric guitar.