Nicknames at work

[Secret Visage]

Ooooooooh.

Dummy properly on the floor.

 

[muggboots]

Used to know a lass whose nickname was "Bangles" cos she was wanking a lad off and that's all her mates could hear from the room next door

Walk like an Egyptian or Manic Monday?

Dummy properly on the floor.

Sent extravagantly bottomwards?

 

[MackneyHackem]

Just found this gif of the OP.

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[chunkyshanhawk53]

I used to work with a lad called Parker Peter, so we called him Man Spider

 

[Secret Visage]

Just found this gif of the OP.

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Head to toe in his best primarni.

 

[MackneyHackem]

I used to work with a lad called Parker Peter, so we called him Man Spider

Used to work with a lad who looked the spit of the former footballer Nigel Spackman.

We called him Nige.

 

[JAZZMANB]

The lads sing Pocket man to one lad Elton john styly cos he never has his hands out of them

Davey thumb has one of those heads that appears from his sweatshirt like a giant thumb .no neck at all

 

[Keawyeds]

I've just discovered that the Community Champion for a supermarket near us is called Mel Gibbs.
I really hope she has a child because the potential for his nickname is immense

 

[dangermows]

I've just discovered that the Community Champion for a supermarket near us is called Mel Gibbs.
I really hope she has a child because the potential for his nickname is immense

Such as?

 

[Keawyeds]

Such as?

Braveheart? Waterworld? The Bodyguard? The Untouchable (no s as there's one of him)

 

[dangermows]

Braveheart? Waterworld? The Bodyguard? The Untouchable (no s as there's one of him)

That wouldn't work if it's a lass. Or a lad (Mel Gibbs' son).

 

[Keawyeds]

That wouldn't work if it's a lass. Or a lad.

Well clearly it would work if it was a lad as he would be Mel Gibbs' Son.
I even said "HE" in my original post!
You utter berk

 

[Some Random Guy]

Such as?

Mel, Gibbs' daughter.

Rolls off the tongue.

 

[dangermows]

Well clearly it would work if it was a lad as he would be Mel Gibbs' Son.
You utter berk

Say that out loud. Tool

Mel, Gibbs' daughter.

Rolls off the tongue.

 

[Keawyeds]

Say that out loud. Tool

Look right, I found it funny. If you'd been phoning as many of these sodding things and getting nowhere, you'd take "Mel Gibbs' Son" and run with it.

 

[Some Random Guy]

I even said "HE" in my original post!

You assumed that babies gender. I'm pretty sure that's a hate crime now.

 

[Keawyeds]

You assumed that babies gender. I'm pretty sure that's a hate crime now.

Come at me

 

[dangermows]

Look right, I found it funny. If you'd been phoning as many of these sodding things and getting nowhere, you'd take "Mel Gibbs' Son" and run with it.

Should have just lied and said she was called Mel Gibb. Never mind.

 

[Some Random Guy]

Come at me

I'm not a grass mate, you could sell that baby to the circus for all I care.

 

[dangermows]

You assumed that babies gender. I'm pretty sure that's a hate crime now.

He's had a mare here

I'm not a grass mate, you could sell that baby to the circus for all I care.

Mel Gibbs clown.