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Binxy said:
The rest of the pitch is all down to Rafa.
The shite up front is all down to Ashley.
Is this what you're trying to say?:lol:
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You know and I know that Rafa identified an area of the pitch were he, you and I can see we are glaringly lightweight.

You know and I know that had Ashley stumped up the cash then we'd have done even better this season.

You know and I know that had Ashley stumped up the case that Rafa would want to improve somewhere else in the side.
 

AlpineExile said:
Out of 24,270 posts by him over eight years on here, so on average once every 194 posts.

With your username, however, there are 19 matches out of your 655 posts: so you mention 'ignore' every 34 posts.

Seems to me that you're the one who's been bleating about it during your less than a year on here.
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Owned is possibly the expression that comes to mind here.
 
keybuk said:
You know and I know that Rafa identified an area of the pitch were he, you and I can see we are glaringly lightweight.

You know and I know that had Ashley stumped up the cash then we'd have done even better this season.

You know and I know that had Ashley stumped up the case that Rafa would want to improve somewhere else in the side.
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Excuses excuses, look Rafa spent £17m on Joselu and Murphy he could of got a decent striker with that.
 
Blyth_Pirate said:
To be fair, I see the ignore function as a tad weak, however it's each to their own. As far as the skunks are concerned I have no problem in applauding the dogs abuse that they get. I am Sunderland through and through and would never dream of going on to their bandwidth to chat with them, simply because I can't f***ing stand the *****, so coming on here and bleating about how they aren't happy about this or that or him or her is slightly ludicrous. It just makes me happy because I can laugh at them even more.
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Believe me, after time, the ignore feature is a godsend.

It's basically the repetitive posts a lot of the mags on here, think are funny, interesting or pertinent.

One had a male username but is a lesbian and proud of it. Mr clarko iirc
 
Mackemed said:
:lol: this is the SMB version of the Alamo :lol:
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And davy crockett rides around
And says it's cool for cats

stephen cartwright said:
I noticed he posted a link to a thread of mine about being in the mood to chat to the mags.

As ever being a mag it flew right over his head of my reason to post that. It helped to top up my ignore feature section, when one of the numbnuts replied on there.

Flies around shite basically
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Poor Stephen really believes that us mags give an actual fuck about being on his ignore list :lol:
 
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Binxy said:
Excuses excuses, look Rafa spent £17m on Joselu and Murphy he could of got a decent striker with that.
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In today's market £17m won't get you much, not in the premiership. It's stupid, but that's the way it is.

I think Murphy won't make the grade at this level. Perhaps whoever was running the eye over him didn't realise his identical twin was on the pitch as well so had a distorted view of how much he was involved. Either that or we got sent the wrong twin.

Joselu is a trier but that's about it.

stephen cartwright said:
Believe me, after time, the ignore feature is a godsend.

It's basically the repetitive posts a lot of the mags on here, think are funny, interesting or pertinent.

One had a male username but is a lesbian and proud of it. Mr clarko iirc
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You sound a bit homophobic mate.
 
1892 said:
Are you an orphan? I could adopt you :idea:
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:lol::lol::lol:
Actually, now you mention it I am an orphan. However I’d rather be abducted by aliens, or taken in by Himalayan yak herders than subjected to the ministrations of a fellow of your persuasion, thanks all the same.
 
The Fish said:
Do you have an example of a 10-15 goal a season striker that this Newcastle United side could get for £17m?
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Shane long

Jay Rodriguez

Ade akinfenwa

Danny Ings

keybuk said:
In today's market £17m won't get you much, not in the premiership. It's stupid, but that's the way it is.

I think Murphy won't make the grade at this level. Perhaps whoever was running the eye over him didn't realise his identical twin was on the pitch as well so had a distorted view of how much he was involved. Either that or we got sent the wrong twin.

Joselu is a trier but that's about it.


You sound a bit homophobic mate.
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Homophobic? I posted that this person is a lesbian and proud of it, but uses a male pseudonym.

That according to mag logic has me as homophobic.

Aye right. As I said the ignore feature is an absolute godsend
 
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keybuk said:
Ignore and your user name comes up with 125 matches. Obviously they all won't be perfect matches but it is clear from them that you can't make your mind up whether or not to have people on ignore. I'm not privy to your personal settings and I don't have a photographic memory. Clearly though from the number of matches you've been bleating on about the ignore facility for ages.

I'm in the mood to chat with the mags
Alright lads, just got in
Micky gray: Light at the end of the tunnel.
Mags in the stadium
Anyone else’s grief off the skunks off the scale like mine has been ?
Anyone else’s grief off the skunks off the scale like mine has been ?


Sadly with so many of you banging on relentlessly since your visit a few years back it's hard to see who believes what on here.
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Once again, the bloke that accuses me of being like a nosey neighbour on a Sunderland message board Newcastle fc
Trawls posts of a Sunderland supporter, you really couldn’t make it up.
 
Dilligaf60 said:
:lol::lol::lol:
Actually, now you mention it I am an orphan. However I’d rather be abducted by aliens, or taken in by Himalayan yak herders than subjected to the ministrations of a fellow of your persuasion, thanks all the same.
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Happy to help ;)
The Himalayan yak herder thing sounds cool.
You should add it to your bucket list.
 
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keybuk said:
You know and I know that Rafa identified an area of the pitch were he, you and I can see we are glaringly lightweight.

You know and I know that had Ashley stumped up the cash then we'd have done even better this season.

You know and I know that had Ashley stumped up the case that Rafa would want to improve somewhere else in the side.
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where
 
stephen cartwright said:
Shane long

Jay Rodriguez

Ade akinfenwa

Danny Ings


Homophobic? I posted that this person is a lesbian and proud of it, but uses a male pseudonym.

That according to mag logic has me as homophobic.

Aye right. As I said the ignore feature is an absolute godsend
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Shane long has scored 2

Jay Rodriguez has scored 11

Ade akinfenwa has scored 18 for erm...Wycombe

Danny Ings has scored 1.

Would Rodriguez be available for £17m. I Doubt it.
 
Peter123 said:
Shane long has scored 2

Jay Rodriguez has scored 11

Ade akinfenwa has scored 18 for erm...Wycombe

Danny Ings has scored 1.

Would Rodriguez be available for £17m. I Doubt it.
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All capable players and with the genius of shelves providing then it would be easy.
 
The Fish said:
Do you have an example of a 10-15 goal a season striker that this Newcastle United side could get for £17m?
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Season 16-17
Player Goals Club Cost

Defoe - 15 goals - Sunderland (swap deal worth £6m)
King - 15 goals -Bournmouth (free)
Vardy - 13 goals - Leicester (£1m)
Deeney -10 goals - watford (500k)
Vokes - 10 goals - Burnley (350k)

Season 15-16

Vardy - 24 goals - Leicester (£1m)
Mahrez - 17 goals - leicester (750k)
Deeney - 13 goals - Watford (500k)
Arnautovic - 11 goals - Stoke (£2m)
Mane - 11 goals -southampton (£10m)

And this season

Vardy - 18 goals - Leicester (£1m)
Murray - 12 goals - Brighton (300k)
Mahrez - 11 goals - Leicester (750k)
Milivojevic - 10 goals - Palace (£12m)
 
keybuk said:
You flatter yourself mate. You're not as bright as you'd like to think.

I'm really sorry that writing a post in a clear and concise way causes you such an issue. I can't help it, it's just the way that I am.
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You're just boring man, a typical office dwelling clown who just can't stop talking.
 
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