Goat Eyes
Striker
And your lass unwrapping your sarnies for you as you don’t know how cling film works.
National Holiday
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Raker
Winger
Spot you a mile off cos you’d be at the back slavering on about “back in my day” with gravy down ya top
joemcdokes
Striker
I went to Italy, it was canny but too far.
Trips to Monaco and Portofino and the weather was tremendous.
B
becs
Guest
Harry Angstrom
Striker
What were you on?I think I'd be easily outed following my TV appearance this weekend like
B
becs
Guest
Harry Angstrom
Striker
mini-x2
Striker
monkeytassle
Striker
4 hours on a bus to go to a sun drenched Skegness or 4h on a plane to agadir.
Walter Ego
Striker
59 benk though che
Old Prestonian
Striker
They don’t play Agadoo in Agadir.
joemcdokes
Striker
You can’t even wait 5 minutes in a petrol station, an airport will leave you needing therapy.
monkeytassle
Striker
Why? Are airports worse?
Never been to skeggy on one. My places have been:
Liverpool
Leeds
Buxton
Bakewell
Burton
Lichfield
Machester
Burnley
Stockport
Harrogate
York
Sheffield
Derby
Enjoyed them all cheap as owt too.
joemcdokes
Striker
You’ll have to wait more than 5 minutes for a flight, so yes they are from your impatient perspective.
Unless you have selected impatience then I suppose you won’t get your pretty cotton socks in a twist waiting in a queue through security or for a pint.
Do you reserve the front or rear seats so you get your refreshments first?
beverly macca
Winger
Hope it’s flamingo land.
monkeytassle
Striker
Fucks sake. I'd best not fly then if its this bad.You’ll have to wait more than 5 minutes for a flight, so yes they are from your impatient perspective.
Unless you have selected impatience then I suppose you won’t get your pretty cotton socks in a twist waiting in a queue through security or for a pint.
Do you reserve the front or rear seats so you get your refreshments first?
I bet you're one of those people who get confused at security when they have told you to bag your liquids and take off your belt.
Airports out idiots that's a dead set fact.
Goat Eyes
Striker
Scratching his head wondering why his trousers have fallen down.
joemcdokes
Striker
Never have any liquids and I don't normally have hand luggage, I'm quite savvy to how it works regarding belts, the last time I did have hand luggage I couldn't take @WillInSpain any HP sauce but we managed to get him some from the airport restaurant.
Anyway stop deflecting away from your anger issues.
monkeytassle
Striker
Quite savvy regarding belts? Pull with left hand, make sure unclipped, pull with right hand, place in tray.Never have any liquids and I don't normally have hand luggage, I'm quite savvy to how it works regarding belts, the last time I did have hand luggage I couldn't take @WillInSpain any HP sauce but we managed to get him some from the airport restaurant.
Anyway stop deflecting away from your anger issues.
NASA are missing a scientist here mind.
How many sachets of hp did you manage to get?
